The ever-thoughtful Tiffany Maleshefski, honoring this week’s engagement of yours truly and the lovely Tara Ramroop, has ventured into the sappy, lovestruck, and possibly smug minds of The Couple. They’ll either make your heart swoon or your digestive system commit entropy. Me? I’m in pre-marital bliss, so I’ll keep my opinions to myself.
The Couple
Lovestruck #1: Fine people of Muni, WE are in love. Looooooooove.
Lovestruck #2: Let’s make out!
[Nom, nom, slurp, nom, grr, argh, nom]
Lovestruck #1: It’s crazy babe, some people are ashamed to express how much they love each other on a moving vehicle. I just don’t get it. I love taking the bus with you, and I love taking the bus with you because it means I get to sit next to you, your hand in mine, my tongue in your mouth.
Lovestruck #2: If only more people on the bus were in love! Sigh. Don’t you just wish sometimes we’d get on the bus, and people would be SO inspired by our love and passion for each other, they’d all drop their grimaces and begin kissing one another?!
Lovestruck #1: Oh my god baby, the thought of that just made me so HOT! Let’s stand up so we can make out while I touch your ass.
Lovestruck #2: Tee hee! Noooo, let’s stay seated. It’s not only safer, but if we stand up, these people who are facing us won’t have anything to watch!
Lovestruck #1: You’re right. Hey babe, let’s just stare at each other for a really long time.
Lovestruck#2: Oh! I was just thinking that this situation is so great because not only are we sharing such amazing positive energy between each other, we’re sharing it with the whole bus. And would you look at these people? Everyone staring at us looks so irritated and downright disgusted. I bet our love for each other and our unbridled desire is making them super happy for us, that we found each other.
Lovestruck #1: Sometimes I wish we could just do it on the bus so people would really know how we feel about each other.
Lovestruck #2: A Muni orgy!! You are so bad!
Lovestruck #1: Awww. It’s our stop. I guess we have to leave Muni.
Lovestruck #2: Chin up lovey, this ride ain’t over. We still have to transfer!!
Check back next Friday for the next installment of Muni Mind Reader.
Photo by Flickr user onthetower
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Seeing how I am allergic to PDA, I love this post ever so much!!!
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Nom Nom Nom
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Brilliant!
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