Lately Muni Diaries has been an unexpected place to learn about various fetishes. By now you’ve probably read or heard about the Muni Humper, who is technically a “frotter” – someone who gets pleasure from brushing against people. We’ve got the occasional exhibitionist (remember the ever-popular “public penis” guy?). And we just received this diary submission from Muni rider Nina Peters:
I was waiting for the J Church in front of Safeway (Church and Duboce) when I heard the faint ramblings of a crack whore in the distance. I was not concerned. I mean, the area is prone to these folks. But, I did notice that while walking down Church towards Market, she rubbed her hand on every car. It looked like she was just being the normal weirdo that I’ve come to love while living in SF- but there was definitely something strange in the air.
I continued to watch from the train stop island, and it paid off. When she finally reached a car to her liking, a light silvery-blue BMW, she jumped on the hood and began to masturbate on the hood. I was shocked. I’ve seen plenty of men in corners whacking away at the goods, but I’ve NEVER seen a woman in broad daylight go to town on the hood of a car in public. My train came and as it turned down the tunnel I craned my neck to be witness to the grand finale. But, as quickly as she had cum, she was gone.
Hmm. Expensive-Import-Car-Philia?
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Photo by Flickr user beach_chick
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We’re nothing if not advocates for equality in the realm of public-pleasuring.
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and sexual expression, in forms other than public humping!
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I love the fact that flickr allows one to find an appropriate accompanying photo. Helps make the story even better. Bravo.
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This has nothing to do with Muni, alas, but a few years ago a friend of mine worked at the Examiner when it was at 6th and Market. She was almost to the parking lot, just coming in to work in the morning, and was stopped at a red light. Dude walks across the street in the crosswalk in front of her Saturn, stops on the sidewalk on the other side, turns around to look at my friend and her car (or maybe just the car, who knows), goes back into the street, moseys up to her car — and proceeds to make mad, passionate grind to one of the front fenders. I can’t remember how she got away, but she was pretty grossed out by the whole thing. So grossed out that she has continued to trot out this tale for laughs ever since!
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OMFG! Joe, that is hilarious and embarrassing and I love it even though it isn’t Muni related. Maybe this was in the early days of the “Muni Humper”?
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