Back in September 2008 a few of my friends and I decided to explore the Downtown and Chinatown area late at night. Having just moved to the city to attend SFSU, we really didn’t know what to expect on our first OWL ride on the way home.

My group of friends boarded the OWL L from the Downtown area along with a large group of college students coming home from partying at the clubs. The bus was practically filled to the brim with young adults and late night stragglers. One lone rider in particular did not want the party to end and publicly announced it by yelling from the back of the bus platform. Unfortunately (or fortunately, however you look at it), I was front row for the shenanigans to come.

The man, an attractive 20-something, was slightly drunk and sported a light accent. He continued his shenanigans by stripping, booty shaking, hanging from the bars and scoping out his next dance partner. At one point during the ride, several of the college students started egging him on to take ALL his clothes off. Instead of following through with the request he pulls out a condom and throws it to the front, stating, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S THAT? THAT’S MY SIZE.” He also made me hold his water bottle and shirt =/

Fortunately I have video proof. I was too afraid he might see my camera and start antagonizing me, thus a lot of finger covering.

Although uncomfortable, it was by far my most entertaining ride. Even the lady bus driver agreed. “Girl, I just saw the craziest shit right now!” while on her cell phone.

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