Drawn Diary: Cellphone Talker 01.12.11
From the Driver’s Seat: Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya 01.11.11

Photo by Troy Holden
If you think as riders we see a lot of antics, wait until you read about what Eze witnesses every day, like these silly antics from some female passengers:
8:03PM Inbound
I get to La Salle and load up one passenger that was at the bus stop. As I’m closing the door I see about 6-7 girls running from down the block to get on the bus. I leave the bus door open because I’m not gonna roll up and pick them up. They can run to the bus since I know most of them will ask for a ride so they can earn this ride by running to it. So I load them up and 3 more are still running up and I wait. I mess with them and close the door and the look on their face is hilarious. So I open up the door and they get on.
Their conversation goes something along the lines of boys, one of the girls had a birthday that day, jeans/blouses/underwear, and alcohol. As they get off the bus they pass in front of me and one of the girls says something to another and right in front of the bus she starts booty shaking hahahaha all of the girls are laughing, and I’m laughing too. It’s hilarious because it was so random. I close the doors and take off laughing.
Read more from this ride and some of Eze’s tales from driving AC Transit and Muni.
The 19-Polk is your stage 01.11.11

Photo by Allio
Once, a few months ago, I was on the 19 pretty late on a weeknight and there was a group of folks congregating on the back. They had a microphone stand and were doing a stand-up comedy show while facing the back. I don’t really remember anyone’s routine as being particularly memorable, but the whole event was definitely out of the ordinary. I even captured the tail end of one guy’s routine on video, seen in the YouTube video above.
A week or so ago I was again riding the 19 through Civic Center and sitting in the back row of five seats. (Probably my least favorite seat location.) It was mid-day and was one of those days where few of us were working, so the bus was really light on office types and heavy on everyone else. One woman was in front of me and willing to engage anyone who wanted to listen on any topic whatsoever. Most riders picked up on this and kept the discussions to a minimum. One goth type guy, however, was all too happy to be engaged for reasons which (to me) quickly became clear.
After he commented that he was considering asking a butcher friend for some blood he could use to spread on the bus floor to “make people scatter and free up some seats” (all together: “ewwwww”) he engaged talkative lady. The two of them quickly worked up a conversation about Anton LeVey and the church of Satan. (Apparently Sammy Davis Jr. and Ann Margaret were big fans and the stupid public who appreciated their art would never have appreciated their fandom of LaVey. Also, LaVey was just trying to “push the envelope in the name of art to see what people would do.”)
Which is all well and good. Who can’t use some really loud colloquy on the 19 about the church of Satan? And, hey, this is what the iPod was made for. But what really got me was an aside from the goth guy, something about how “the singer in my band agrees with me” about something. Not “a buddy of mine” or “a friend of mine” but the “singer in my band.” Yes, this guy was dying to be asked about his band. And once talkative lady picked up on the band and asked, well, we were off to the races.
We were all treated to the details of “the band” even though they apparently haven’t recorded anything or ever performed publicly. They do know the bouncer at some club though (I forget which). Because otherwise the talkative lady was prepared to make an introduction.
Maybe we can get them a gig on the 19.
Placemat evokes Muni 01.10.11
Right? Complete with the “Impossible Dream” marquee.
Illustration by Luke Butler, as seen at SFMOMA.
49-Van Ness demolishes bus shelter 01.09.11

MissionMission reader Blake sent that site photos after a 49-Van Ness plowed into and destroyed the bus stop at the corner of 24th Street and Mission this afternoon. No one was hurt, according to NBC, and the driver was placed on non-driving status. No word yet on what caused the bus to jump the curb. MM commenter “Mulch” says he was on the bus, and that no one was injured. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


All photos courtesy Mission Mission reader Blake’s friend Renna’s Facebook page
Melancholic Graffiti on the 29 01.09.11
Rider Helene Kwong found this message scrawled on a panel on the 29-Sunset. Aw. Why so melancholic? At least it’s sunny out, no?
Life happens on the bus. What did you see on Muni today?
Weekend Photos: First of 2011 01.07.11

Photo by Franco Folini
- Muni’s got a deficit — brace for more parking tickets (SFGate)
- San Francisco settles 11 Muni lawsuits (ABC 7/KGO)
- New year, same old problem; SFMTA faced with $21 million budget deficit (SF Public Press)
- What Would an Ed Lee Administration Mean for Sustainable Transportation? (Streetsblog SF)
- Nearly half of Muni drivers are unavailable on any given day (SF Examiner)
- Hearing scheduled on Muni switchbacks (SF Examiner)
- Leona Bridges Sworn in as SFMTA Board Director at City Hall Ceremony (Streetsblog SF)
Enjoy your weekend and these photos, and don’t forget to keep your diaries coming!

Photo by Jeremy Brooks

Photo by tofuart

Photo by Meligrosa
International Public Transit Rules 01.07.11

Photo by Jennifer
Everyone seems to stand on the right side of the escalator even though the city’s transit authority had stopped encouraging standing on right hand side some time ago. I saw a sign encouraging riders to hold on tight to the escalator handrails: “The handrails have been sanitized regularly.” Hmm.
I thought about unspoken rules on Muni:
- Move back.
- Watch your backpack so you don’t hit people in the face.
- Step down to exit and yell “Backdoor!” for the uninitiated.
What else?
Muni, Window 1 Please 01.06.11
Ariel Dovas saw a bus in his window. Really.
I’m still squinting at the photo trying to figure out the where and how.








































