Thank you Brave Owl Lady Driver, Wherever You Are… 12.15.09
Photo by Flickr user maveric2003
The word ‘heartwarming’ and the 91 Owl can so rarely be used in the same sentence that when they can, the story must be told.
A few years ago I was riding the 91 Owl outbound towards 19th Ave SOBER (my first mistake) around 2 a.m. So what plesant surprise greets me as I step aboard this packed to the gills, designated driver mobile disguised as a public transit vehicle? A 20-man strong, singing at the top of their lungs, British rugby team, ‘natch.
Now I like a British accent just as much as the next easily impressed girl, but these aholes must have lost their match that day ’cause they were on a bender of angry drunk, the likes of which I haven’t seen in a long time.
After about 10 minutes of a mind-numbing tribute to the old country (as I imagined it to be because I couldn’t understand an effing word they were saying) and after the driver (who I was standing next to) yelled repeatedly that if they didn’t stop she was going to pull the bus over and throw them all out, I possibly let out something along the lines of, oh… “shut the fuck up” slip out (possibly my second mistake).
Definitely a bad call to open my fat mouth because for the next 10 minutes I was constantly berated with things like ‘shut up bitch’ and ‘she must be on the rag’. (Honestly mostly offended by the lack of creativity- seriously, ‘the rag’? Who are you, my grandma?) Anywho, I couldn’t take it anymore and at the next stop I said, ‘Thats it! Let me the fuck out of here!’ When the door opened I jumped out somewhere in the middle of nowhere in the Inner Sunset.
That’s when my guardian angel disguised as a Muni bus driver lady came to my rescue.
She puts the bus in park, gets out of her seat, goes down the stairs after me, into the street, and starts yelling, ‘NO! You get back on this bus right now! There is no way I’m leaving you out here all alone. Don’t let them upset you! I’m taking where you need to go!’
My heart melted because of this woman and I had to restrain myself from giving her a big ol’ bear hug. So we get back on, some people on the bus applaud (swear the Christ- it is the original street theatre, after all) and the guys get off two stops later and life is peaceful again.
But I will always love that driver lady. She could have just driven off and left me there to walk my self-rightous ass home, but she wasn’t havin’ it. Thank you brave Owl lady, wherever you are…
Weekend Photos: What is NextBus trying to tell us? 11.20.09
Photo by Flickr user eviloars
Here we are, arrived at another wet weekend. The worst might be over, though. In which case, go Go forth and have your fun. (srsly, that hard-ass rain lasted, what, 14 minutes?) Don’t forget to go gripe talk to public officials (in government, police, MTA) at a City Hall hearing on Monday.
Here’s your MTA weekend traffic advisory:
Construction on San Jose Avenue between Geneva Avenue and Niagra Avenue will require the closure of both northbound lanes and one southbound lane of San Jose Avenue from 11 p.m., Friday to 4 a.m., Monday.
Beginning at 1:45 a.m. Saturday, the M-Ocean View Muni line will turn back at Plymouth and Broad streets. A Muni bus will provide service between Plymouth Avenue and Broad Street and San Jose and Geneva avenues on Saturday and Sunday.
Also, the N-Judah track repairs will pick up this evening. Pay attention, folks!
Traffic Detour/Construction Schedule: 7 p.m., Friday, Nov. 20 – 5 a.m., Monday, Nov. 23
Muni Bus Shuttle Schedule:
- 8 p.m., Friday – 1 a.m., Saturday
6 a.m., Saturday – 1 a.m., Sunday
8 a.m., Sunday – 1 a.m., Monday
Note: The N-Owl service will operate until 6 a.m. Saturday; 8 a.m. Sunday; and 4 a.m. Monday
Additional Muni routes affected: 28-19th Avenue, 29-Sunset, 91-Owl, N-Owl
That, as they say, is all. Enjoy the photos!
Photo by Flickr user Troy Holden
Photo by Flickr user ebtmikado
Photo by Flickr user Whole Wheat Toast
A series of Owl-fortunate events 04.19.09
Note: The title is supposed to emphasize “Unfortunate,” not riding on the Owl being fortunate.
Happy 1906 anniversary people, as you all know, people gathered at 3rd and Market remembering those who died. Eventually the crowd went onto Church and 20th to spraypaint the gold hydrant. But, I’m pretty sure most of you guys got lucky — the Owl was working for you and you guys got on a fake cable car and headed there with ease — mine was different.
So, anyway, I started out at Van Ness and Jackson, heading on the 90-Owl hoping to time-transfer with the 91-Owl at Van Ness and Chestnut. Unfortunately, as I got to Van Ness and Chestnut I saw the NextMuni display and it said “91-Owl: 22 minutes & 37 minutes.” So I ran as fast as I could to catch the 90-Owl, hoping to catch the 38. Unfortunately, some guys got on at Union and tried to get a free ride. “I gave you a free ride yesterday,” the driver said, but he still got on and asked people around for a dollar. Nobody gave him one, so he began this long talk with the driver which lasted three minutes or so, and the bus was heading slowly up Van Ness. The bus let the guys off at Pine, and continued slowly.
