Muni Recipes: Picnic Lunch a la 23
1 bag potato chips
1 jar TostitosÂ® brand Salsa Con Quesoâ„¢ dip
1 tin sardines in oil
1 bag SkittlesÂ®, Fun Sizeâ„¢
Bring ingredients aboard any mid-Saturday 23-Monterey bus. For best results, board through back door without paying fare; take advantage of extra blind spots in new hybrid bus design to avoid scrutiny of driver. Take desirable seat in the front of the upper section, with good views, easy access to door. Be sure to take up both seats, even if you’re preparing your picnic lunch for just yourself.
Struggle to open Salsa Con Quesoâ„¢ dip. Fail, owing to tight seal on lid. Smash bottom of jar on convenient grab rail until contents until it shears off, leasing cheese dip accessible.
Open bag of potato chips. Crumble a generous handful onto seat, sprinkling Salsa Con Quesoâ„¢ to taste. Scoop out remaining Salsa Con Quesoâ„¢ with remaining chips, alternating bites with sardines.
Finish presentation with SkittlesÂ®; leave bag on crumbled chip/dip covered seat, arranging so as to emphasize color and texture contrasts.
When finished, save preparation time on leftovers by drizzling remaining oil from sardine tin on floor; spread into patterns with bottom of shoe.
Serves one. Or two, if dainty.