MUNI HULK BREAK SILENCE
“HULK WORRIED HULK LOOK CRAZY ON TRAIN. HULK NOT YELLING TO SELF, HULK YELLING WHILE PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS!”
“HULK WATCH YOUNG MAN PICK NOSE FROM 19TH TO 30TH AVE. HULK NOT ONLY BIG GREEN THING ON TRAIN.”
Muni Diaries spoke with the Hulk recently and got to the bottom of some very important matters.
Muni Diaries: What routes does Muni Hulk ride?
Muni Hulk: HULK RIDE LINES 1, 1, 3, 5, 8, 13….
MD: How does Muni Hulk fit into bus seats?
Muni Hulk: YOU CALLING HULK FAT?
MD: What does Muni Hulk do when someone smells bad on the bus?
Muni Hulk: HULK HOLD BREATH UNTIL HULK TURN TURQUOISE
MD: Who is Muni Hulk’s greatest friend/foe?
Muni Hulk: HULK’S BEST FRIEND IS SUTRO TOWER. HULK GREATEST FOE IS NAIL CLIPPING LADY.
MD: What are Muni Hulk’s special powers?
Muni Hulk: STRETCHY PANTS
MD: What is a Hulk smash on Muni?
Muni Hulk: HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET SHORT TURNED. HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET GHOST BUS! NO SMASH ON CROWDED BUS. THAT CAUSE DELAY.
MD: Does Muni Hulk direct more rage at Muni employees, or fellow passengers?
Muni Hulk: HULK RAGE AT PASSENGERS. LOUD MUSIC NO HEADPHONES GUY, NOSE PICKER, AND SUNFLOWER SHELL SPITTER ALL MAKE HULK RAGE.
MD: Has Muni Hulk ever toppled a light-rail vehicle?
Muni Hulk: WHEN HULK GET ON LIGHT RAIL VEHICLE IT BECOME HEAVY RAIL VEHICLE.
MD: What is Muni Hulk’s Number 1 wish for Muni and its passengers?
Muni Hulk: HULK WISH EVERYONE GET THERE ON TIME!
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