Top Google Places Muni Review: ‘Dearest 49-Van Ness’

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At last night’s Reunion/Open-Mic event, Anna Conda announced the winner of our Google Places Muni Review contest. “puckpuck” took it home with his review of the 49-Van Ness, read on stage brilliantly last night by Anna:

Dearest 49 Van Ness, How are things? I haven’t seen you since the budget cuts. It’s been a while hasn’t it. How is your little sister 47? Last time I saw her she was heading to the train station. Did she make it there alright? I miss seeing you two regularly. I always knew I could count on one of you showing up when I needed. It didn’t matter who, you were both close. But 49, I liked you the best as you very well know. 47 just likes to play at Fisherman’s Warf. You were always the more responsible one. Working hard to go to City College. And you and I both liked to hang out in the mission. Hey, remember that time you called it an early night and left me at oak and market? I had to wander around those maze of streets to look for the owl. Ended up riding with drunks and the working class. I hated you so much for that. But looking back at it now, it really was kind of funny. I’m sorry it’s been so long. I ended up moving to Alamo Square and met a girl on Filmore. She’s 22 (young I know). We go to the Marina and hang out with Crissy. You should come with us sometime! If you can get past Fort Mason. It would be really handy. Don’t worry, I know how it is. I won’t hold my breath. I don’t need to now with the 22, haha, I’m kidding. I know that’s unfair. It’s not your fault you have to work with the 14. He’s a hard worker but it definitely shows. I know things aren’t the same with us, but I think of you often and I wont forget you easily 49. You will always be my 7×7! xoxo

If you haven’t written a review yet, it’s not too late. We still have several runner-up $50 prizes to dole out, so head over to Google Places and review the Muni route of your choice. We can’t wait to read them!

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