Cellphones: “They Make People Do … Crazy Shit”
Photo by ejbSF
Oh, the stranger on the bus who talks to you. Here’s hispteraquaman’s story:
Hipsteraquaman then quotes the shoeless woman:
Man, I hate cell phones. A while back I had four different phones, all good brands that I got from guys I partied with. And I was working that night and I have my bag in the John’s car when he’s like “do you have any condoms?” and I’m like “no,” so he gives me a few dollars to go get some at the corner store.
When I got back, he was fuckin’ gone with all four of my phones! I hate cell phones; they make people do fuckin’ crazy shit.
Well, ain’t that the truth? We only hope that this story was uploaded to tumblr via phone.