Video: How to Drive a Bus in the Bay Area
Among them:
- Entitled old ladies who ain’t paying
- Boom-box blaring teenagers (if you ask nicely, they’ll turn it off)
- Teens who light paper fires in the back of the bus
- Drunk dudes trying to board the bus, bottle in hand
- Crazy lady who doesn’t want a ride, just wants to show off her fashion finds
- Dudes fighting because one tripped the other
- Olive Oyl and the purse-snatcher
- Creepy dude who pre-rapes bus-driving lady
You know, the everyday stuff. And the soundtrack [exclamation point]
This is GOLD! I wish they had shown this video during our bus operator training at TriMet here in Portland. There were some pretty entertaining videos from the 90s and early 00s, but none of quite this caliber!
Total gold! A film worthy of frequent MUNI passenger John Waters.
BUT HOW DOES IT END?!???
Yes, yes, great question. We’re working on it. Contacted the YouTuber, and hope to hear back soon. We’ll update if we find anything.