Jackass-inspired BART foolery

Nope, really, that’s it.

Hints of Jackass on BART—though not enough bodily fluid or harm to be truly Knoxville-esque—prompting confusion and vague concern from riders. Hat tip: The Snitch.

I’d be afraid of actually hurting myself and drawing the FOR REAL ire of people for causing a medical delay, but that’s just me.