Banana peel in Muni seat just wants to be loved
This bus is serving…compost. I think I’d rather have the Franzia from yesterday, something I have never said before today.
I hope this wasn’t a response to me, I MEAN, that unidentified woman on Muni asking a guy, “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
It’s somewhat less poetic and Pixar-movie than these traveling groceries, which included a potato and tomato escaping their fries-and-ketchup fate in favor of roaming the city, but I’ll take it.
h/t to Aleph (commenting, “I’ll have the vegetarian seat, please….”) on Facebook and Mitsi for telling us over at the Muni Diaries Facebook page.
Are those banana peels on that seat or a lawsuit waiting to happen? (“I sat on top of unseen banana peels and slipped onto the floor damaging my rear. Who’s going to pay my medical bills!”)