‘On Riding the Bus in San Francisco’
It’s always good to get a fresh perspective on what to us is the everyday.
For just that purpose, “Modern Zebra” has got us covered.
The first time I rode Muni as a new resident of San Francisco, I witnessed the nonsensical hubris of man in its purest (and most unhygienic) form. A gentleman stumbles onto the bus and falls into the seat right beside me. (There are at least 20 other empty seats on the bus.) His raised t-shirt exposes his throbbing gut donning a freshly bloodied patch of gauze.
His sonnet begins: “I just got out of the hospital. I got stabbed.”
“Oh my God.”
“Yeah…Can I have your number?”
At the far end of the bus, I see an old man shaking his head for me.
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via Modern Zebra