NYC subway masturbator takes load of public shame
Consider yourself warned, NYC subway masturbators.
One lady â€” my hero â€” has no time for in-transitÂ self love. Among other vicious, verbal lashings contained in the video above, she asks (rightly): “Sitting here rubbing on your penis, are you serious?”
Watch the whole damn thing. Over and over again.
Public masturbation is absolutely no bigsÂ to some folks, and sometimes, people are cool with that. Sometimes they’re not, and the police will come looking for your ass: Like when theÂ so-called Muni HumperÂ went around rubbing his bits on ladies on the N-Judah.
So, keep it together, folks. As Muni Diaries Live alumÂ Tara De Moulin put it so eloquently to song:
Creepy guy’s crotch just brushed my side
For the 27th time
Hey, it’s not that bumpy a ride
GetÂ a magazine if you’re horny