Sometimes with Muni, all you can do is laugh
Current mood: 😒
h/t @madmaxflapper for tweeting this side-eyes-inducing gem. Love me some creative signage (and resulting Brangelina-style mashups), but you can sure be a cheeky bastard, Muni.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
Next-level needlepoint celebrates BART, Bart
Alex asks on Twitter: “What have I become? I just spent the last several hours making BART fan art.”
To which we answer: You’ve become our favorite person on the internet this week. Is the Muni map next?
@bartdiaries — and probably Bart Simpson — do not have a cow and approve this message.
Photo by @lexammmm
Found: A very special manspreader
Attention, everyone: We’ve found the most special man in San Francisco! You know how we know? Look at him here on Muni: his very special, large but delicate balls need — no, we should say deserve — their own space while he reads his very special book, probably pondering especially important thoughts that only he can conjure, because he is such a special unique snowflake. How dare you suggest that he should scoot over for someone else to sit down while he is doing such important work? His universe has no time for such pedestrian ideas like kindness and courtesy, so leave this special man be!
We found this latest manspreading offender courtesy of Muni rider Jack Lakeshore on the Muni Diaries Facebook page. If you find any other special people on Muni like this guy or this equal-opportunity womanspreader, holler at us #munidiaries.
This Muni bus is powered by bananas
Is that a banana in your hand or…OK, I’ll stop right there.
Whether it is LITERALLY a banana in his pocket or the oddly unsettling banana in the lap, the most phallic member of the berry family always sends our minds into the gutter when it shows up on Muni.
h/t @JeffElder
Random sign post asks a very good question
@stonemcrock on Instagram snapped this very valid question, which is probably answered by this most accurate Next Bus prediction ever.
If you’ve got the time, here’s a couple of other ways to change the way you see things, as far as Muni signs go:
Why just stare at sea lions on Muni?
Just when San Francisco seems really awful right now (see: Dolores Park since-quashed RSVP bullshit, this bus stop ad calling renters stupid, just about everything having to do with the SFPD), it’s good to see that we still have our sense of humor intact.
This Muni ad from the folks of the Castro Merchants reads:
Why just stare at the sea lions when you can pet actual bears?
Let’s hope they get awesome visitors, and not a gaggle of bachelorettes.
Photo via @leticiabocanegra on Instagram.
Tag us @munidiaries to submit your own slice of life on the bus!