Muni Diaries

Photo by Lynn Friedman

Ah, the Petri dish that is Muni. The disgusting gift that keeps giving. Notably, this, week:

1. A passenger sprayed air freshener to counter tourist fart stench and now others are clutching pearls & gagging #FTrain
2. Powell station blaring the chicken dance song. It enhances the fresh blood stains and drug deals also occurring. #sfmuni
3. On crowded #Muni bus someone standing trying to eat what looks like Chipotle bowl by shoving face in bowl. Disaster inevitable
4. Time to play the ‘guess which passenger crapped themselves’ game on #Muni. Spoiler alert: I win and lose at the same time
5. This man next to me is coughing up a lung, and offering people masks. How considerate. Except he didn’t offer me one

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Now you’re resorting to cardboard to help keep vehicles together. Got it. Got it.

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