penis in public
Submitted by Muni rider plug1:
well, you said gross — so here comes gross.
a friend was over for drinks on sunday evening and mentioned that his girlfriend has experienced a tale of horror on the n judah this past saturday. she was sitting near the back in an aisle seat, listening to her ipod when she felt something tickling her cheek. moments later she realized there was a rock hard penis in her face.
a young man had pulled out his junk and was rubbing on her ear/face. startled, she jumped up and said “what the fuck!?!”. to her surprise none of the other passengers seemed to take issue. the young man continued to wave his wand around in the air near her seat. she shoved her way past him, then walked to the front of the bus, told the driver, and got off at the next stop — in shock.
a daily rider, she has not boarded muni since.
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Written by: plug1
eh.. whatevs. penises on buses, girls pissing in bus seats, I’m not shocked anymore
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OK someone has to ask.
What’s worse:
Someone pissing on the seat OR someone shitting in their pants near you (see an early post from Rob on this very topic)?
It’s a toughie, I think.
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@kap$hure: OMG! you know of someone pissing in a bus seat and you haven’t posted to Muni Diaries yet?
@Tara: I say piss, based solely on its ability to linger there, in a little pool on the seat, swaying with each bump and turn of the bus. It’s not getting off, like the person who crapped themselves will, god willing.
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uh…WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT BASTARD SICK DUDE!
Well, not as sick as that guy who fapped on a BART train (maybe that’s more sick than this.)
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omg GROSS!!!!
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Awww… How come my muni rides aren’t this exciting? =(
Most amusing incident for me was some ugly-as-sin guy rubbing his crotch on my ass on the K.
I just take it in good humor. It makes for good stories. =)
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Pics or it didn’t happen
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Aw man, and I just finished eating some Toxic Hell (Taco Bell) for dinner…=(
@Tara & Jeff: I’d have to go with the shit. The liquid piss can easily be absorbed with a super fat wad of napkins sourced from your local favorite eatery or if you’re lucky enough to have, a newspaper. With someone shitting in their pants, you got more to worry about. The noxious smell, whether he had the runs…I’m not gonna go any further for fear of grossing out the other readers.
Of course, heaven forbid if that someone did get up, you don’t see the streak mark on his pants. You’d have to burn your eyeballs and MUNI would need to remove that particular set of seats and burn that too.
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what happens on MUNI, stays on MUNI
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Last Halloween while I was waiting for the N train, an Asian teenager was across the street playing with himself me. This was 10am in the morning. I knew he wanted me to see since he kept following me when I pretended not to see him. It makes me wonder if your friend’s girlfriend met the same guy.
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This sounds a lot like a guy who was doing this a little less than a year ago. Many people reported him but of course MUNI did nothing. Then there was The Incident when he picked the wrong woman to frak with and she apparently chased him off the N then gave him a kick in the unit.
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@NJudah: LOL
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In all fairness, Urine is fairly sterile. I’d be far more concerned with sitting in fecal matter than dried urine.
Either way, after a few weeks, none of the bacteria is still alive.
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@ SquirrelMaster: So nice to have an educated voice in the mix. But, I have to say, were someone to spend a week on a bus in San Francisco, they’d probably have more to worry about than urine or feces.
@ Anne: Share your stories on Muni Diaries! Please?
@ antfaber: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! If it stayed on Muni, this website would have no reason to exist :(
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How in the hell did she not see this guy waving his stuff around until he tickling her cheek with it? She’s dumb and should be aware of her surroundings.
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This is why I carry mace.
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OMG! Tara I am not taking the effing Muni by myself Dec 18th for dinner. I’m from the Penny that ish doesn’t happen on the SamTrans!!!
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Pepper spray would be effective for this one…
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