Kirk Read on Muni: Humanity and Criminality 06.15.11
I missed my preferred mode of Muni transportation, which I think it’s the only dignified way to ride Muni: the underground. Riding above ground you’re just open to all manners of humanity and criminality and indecency, really. I missed that, so I was left with a double bus on Mission — the 14. Exactly. So I step into my carriage…I went to the back of the bus because that’s where the most interesting people are. So that’s where I sit, in solidarity with the interesting people.
On this night there was nobody in the back of the bus, so I sit down. Then I hear this rustling and I look down, and there is this little pile of fabric squirming on the floor. What is going on?! It took a minute and I realize it’s this little woman who was rubbing against everything, all up on the windows. It’s like when you’re on ecstasy and you really let yourself go. She’s not touching me because she has some manners. But she’s like touching the air, and I’m fascinated, and I’m just like, YES! I’m just gonna sit here and behold.
Watch the video to find out what happened in the rest of Kirk’s story.
Got a story of humanity, criminality, or indecency on the bus? You know where to send it.
NextBus Live Maps now show actual F-Market streetcars 06.15.11
Market Street Railway asks: How Cool Is This? Very, very cool, we say. Very cool.
Try NextBus’s live map here.
Spark brings life to a Muni bus 06.15.11
Or would you say that’s a full-blown fire? Photo by Mikael Vejdemo Johansson.
Open thread: Will they or won’t they? 06.14.11

Photo by Bhautik Joshi
We don’t want to limit the topics you guys want to talk about in open threads, but this one looms large:
Arbitrator says Muni operators must agree to contract.
So, there are whispers of a slowdown (comedy) or strike (tragedy).
You’ve got opinions. Let ‘em rip. Or talk about whatever Muni-related business you’d like.
Muni News: Mehserle release, arbitrator ruling 06.14.11
- Muni’s broken, but it’s not beyond repair (Nevius at SFGate)
- Muni* Matters to a Sustainable San Francisco (Bevan Dufty’s campaign site)
- Pedestrian Struck by Cable Car on Saturday (SFist)
- Johannes Mehserle Released from Jail (SFist)
- Arbitrator: Muni drivers must accept rejected contract (SFGate)
* Please stop writing it in all caps, sir. kthxbai
The Bus, the Bridge, and the Jumper 06.14.11

Photo by juicyrai
Sometimes an everyday adventure can turn into something quite extraordinary. Muni rider Terry shares this gripping tale.
Saturday afternoon my partner and I were taking the 108 off Treasure Island to catch a movie downtown. About a fourth of the way across the bridge, the bus driver stops along the right side of the bridge next to a middle-aged Latino male in a dark blue T-shirt and jeans using the yellow emergency call box.
The next part confirmed my gut feeling. The bus driver noticed the guy looking bewildered and yelled out to him, “It’s not worth it man, get on the bus and I will take you downtown.” The man looked up at the bus driver and yelled back, “I just want to go!” He then dropped the call box phone, looked around flustered, and then climbed over the wall of the Bay Bridge. Everyone on the bus screamed, some stood up to look, and I turned my head to look away.
Everyone on the bus was a bit freaked out. I and others tried calling 911 while the bus driver contacted dispatch about the situation. 911 were busy and the bus driver had no choice but to drive onward. Some passengers on the bus stood watching behind the bus to see if he was going to jump. A mother was covering her child’s face while reciting a prayer, and the rest just seemed confused and traumatized. When the bus driver reached downtown, he lightened the mood with a thick Jamaican accent, made everyone laugh, and thanked everyone for riding Muni that afternoon.
During the movie, my partner and I hoped he had not jumped. Checked the news later that day and found out he was talked out of it, but the situation left many on the bridge delayed. Combine the release of the Giants game with that and traffic went on for hours into the night even on our way back home. Still, I am glad he didn’t jump.
I’ve heard how San Francisco’s bridges are the suicide capital of the world. I even remember seeing the haunting documentary called The Bridge about it, but I hoped never to see something like that ever occur — seeing a person giving up on life, the flustered look of hopelessness, the frustration in his face, and that gut feeling of despair. The world we live in can be quite rough sometimes, but this situation has left me feeling more appreciative for respecting life itself.
Thanks for sharing, Terry. What’s your Muni story?
Photo Diary: Yoda Dog 06.13.11
“Yoda dog” is what @carinny titled this photo. We disagree about this dog looking like Yoda, but think it’s adorable nonetheless. But then, we’re suckers for French bulldogs.
How was your first ride on the NX-Judah Express? 06.13.11

Photo by Octoferret
Today marks the first day of regular weekday service for the NX-Judah Express buses. Did you ride? Share your thoughts here in the comments.
Muni finds home on failblog 06.11.11

Photo by Akit
Megan tells us:
While flipping through failblog today, I noticed something very familiar. A Muni fail was posted to the site June 10. The photo features a Muni training coach on Font Blvd. next to the SF State dorms caught on the roundabout.
Awesome. Thanks, Megan. We noticed when Akit posted about this last week, but making it to failblog is, well, epic.
Weekend Photos: Right of Way 06.10.11

Photo by Tian Jiang
Let us know if you’ve added Muni-related terms to Urban Dictionary.
Enjoy your beautiful weekend and these photos!

Photo by Jaymi Heimbuch

Photo by torbakhopper

Photo by Kyle Sullivan

Photo by Mike Dillon

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