Weekend Photos: You Know You’re in San Francisco When…   11.18.11

Oh you know just another morning in SF- Starbucks, Apple, and some light S&M reading on the train.
Photo by tweetsweet

Just another day in San Francisco, right? Just reading a book on Muni. No big deal…

Three fun things to do this weekend:

  • Soul Dance Party.  $5 off if you wear your semi-formal attire. How much do I love an excuse to dress up? Bring out your best clothes and dance all night. Saturday at the Elbo Room. 647 Valencia Street. Take Muni there: 14, 33, 49. BART: 16th Street Station.
  • Block by Block by Campo Santo. Campo Santo’s original work created with hip-hop theater collective Felonious and writings from Junot Díaz (The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao). De Young Museum. 50 Hagiwara Tea Garden Drive. November 17, 18, 19, 7 pm. Take Muni there: 5, 44, N.
  • Meet Chef Mourad Lahlou of Aziza. The new cookbook by chef Mourad Lahlou made me really hungry and inspired me to organize my spice cabinet. Meet him at Green Apple Books, taste some delicious food, and learn more about Moroccan cooking. Saturday, Nov. 19, 1 p.m. Green Apple Books. 506 Clement Street. Take Muni there: 1, 2, 38, 44

Enjoy these photos and your weekend!

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Photo Diary: Yes, but did the mannequin pay fare?   11.18.11

From @dommlette:

Hi please stop stroking your mannequin’s hair on the bus. It’s getting all over me.

Ah, the things you see on Muni. Also: ew/gross/no/stop!

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Austin Powers Drives the 1BX   11.18.11

Many of us have had to Austin Powers out of a parking space or some other traffic pickle. But on the Muni Diaries Facebook wall yesterday, Stephanie described watching a bus driver thusly maneuver a 1BX-California ‘B’ Express:

The bus driver just didn’t leave enough space to turn the corner, as you need to use both lanes on that turn. So we ended up on the curb, and when she tried to get off the curb, kept reversing and going forward trying to get away from the light post…we got so close the bus couldn’t move because we were wedged up against it…one more inch would take out the walking/no walking sign.

This apparently happened during the morning commute hour. Were you there? Do you have an even better FACEPALM commute story? Once you’ve told your boss that Muni ate your homework, tell us your stories. Head to the Muni Diaries Facebook Page, use our submission form, or email us at muni.diaries.sf@gmail.com.

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Photo Diary: Grocery Liquor   11.17.11


Photo by Kapshure

Look at who coordinated to match in kelly green today.

Got great Muni photos? We’re always hungry for them!

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Left You a Note on Muni   11.17.11

Among the stuff you find on the bus, notes are among the most telling. It’s kind of like reading someone’s diary. And who doesn’t love that? Here are some found notes we’ve seen from the recent past, like the “white whine” note, above.

This one is pretty cute. I wonder if they ever found each other.

MUNI Note
Photo by Flickr user revger

At least the writer of this note said please.

“…and 4. Find my to-do list.”

Getting Ready For Summer

Monsters attack!

If you stumbled upon another quirky find on Muni, you know where to send it. Let’s be voyeurs together.

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What to do when you encounter the Muni Seat Hog   11.16.11

We’ve all been there. On a crowded train or bus, some jerkoff has his bag on a seat next to him. Sometimes, even giant Styrofoam gets a seat before you do.

We RT’d @amanda___c this morning, and got quite a number of suggestions for how to handle such an egregious breach of public-transit etiquette:

Uh, pick up his bag and throw it on him, then sit down. if he complains, tell him to F— off. :) – @michaeldowling
I usually just start sitting on the seat anyway. The introduction of a stranger’s ass is good motivation. It works. – @McClure_SF
I’ve been known to pick up a bag, plunk it in their lap, and sit. Seats are for people, not bags! – @cripsahoy
I stand in front of them and pass gas… – @murphstahoe

What about you? How do you handle this particular type of Grade-A douchefeather?

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Muni News: Muni budget, Muni fixes, a Muni audit   11.16.11

find your partner : kaiser permanente :  thrive
Photo by torbakhopper

  • Sunday parking meter enforcement among proposals to trim Muni budget deficit (SF Examiner)
  • Linton Johnson, BART Spokesman, Reassigned to New Job (SF Weekly) || (BART.gov)
  • Muni chief optimistic despite projected budget shortfall (SF Public Press)
  • “Smart” card for SF parking, taxis and maybe Muni in the works (City Insider)
  • Muni seeks to cut down on ‘bunches and gaps’ on transit lines (SF Examiner)
  • SFMTA Audit Spotlights Poor Project Management, Cost Overruns (Streetsblog SF)
  • Muni spending extra $90M due to project delays (SF Examiner)

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Unintended consequences on the 27-Bryant   11.16.11

muni 27 to bryant, my ride.
Photo by Andrew Mager

We heard from Muni rider Amy the other day.

man on the 27 is screaming dont call me that name michael anymore. Over and over again. then he started screaming, i cant attact women. Funny thing is he did attract the attention of a woman. She asked him if he coukd be quiet.

Sorry, M.R.F.K.A.M. (Muni rider formerly known as Michael). Guess it wasn’t your lucky day.

These kinds of important dispatches from the field are the grease that keeps Muni Diaries chuggin’ along. What’s your Muni story? Share it here.

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SFMTA nixes $0.25 transfer proposal   11.15.11

Days of My Life
Photo by Jason Flower

Put those quarters back in your pocket, Muni riders. The SFMTA has scrapped a proposal to begin charging $0.25 for transfers. ABC 7 has the deets:

The agency’s commissioners said on Monday that all revenue options must be explored to help close a projected $34 million deficit. But they took the 25-cent transfer fee off the table, saying that would go against the way Muni is setup.

After our initial post about paid transfers and an overall rate-hike, one commenter pointed out something obvious that no one had touched on up to that point: “aren’t people required to have a transfer as proof of payment, even if they aren’t getting on another bus. In that case, everyOne will have to pay the fee.” Good point. And a moot one now.

Whew!

Read the rest of the ABC 7 story.

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The Latest Craze: Yoga on Muni   11.15.11

Okay, probably not really. But @claudiafabbrini’s Instagram got us wondering.

And it’s not like Muni riders making the most of their commutes by exercising is new or anything.

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