@dougrobbin found this ad on Muni. To which we say, of course he found this ad on Muni. I can certainly think of a few people who might need them.
Update: Looks like we have a spree of spoof ads on Muni! Readers pointed us to Fartine, Du Beers, and some fine Marines. Seen more? Send it our way!
Speaking of, move over, Cum Tums. You could earn a spot on a Muni ad by participating in our 100 Days, 100 Muni Stories drive. Send us your Muni story — from the past or present — today.