Tutorial: How to speed up boarding on Muni
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Doug over at Ice Tubes blog got tired ofÂ trying to stuff crumpled dollar bills into Muni boxes and posted some tipsÂ for the days when you don’t have yourÂ Fast Pass/Translink/dollarÂ coins/pocket full of change. Now you have something to do while you wait for the bus. â€” Eugenia
With the recent fare hike back in July, the cost of riding a bus/light rail in San Francisco has gone up to $2. Now you either a) use a pre-paid bus pass, b) have eight quarters ready, c) contain a fist full of dimes, nickels and quarters adding up to $2, or d) have two $1 bills.
In most cases (at least the situations Iâ€™ve seen) people get on the bus with two of the crumpliest, torn, overwashed $1 bills in their pockets. These people then proceed to carefully â€œironâ€ out their bills of all wrinkles so that the fare box will eat up their dollars with ease. However, it seems that no matter how long you rub the dollar across your leg or bus hand rail to flatten it out, you will be met with resistence trying to ge that flimsy $1 bill into the fare box.
Iâ€™m writing this because I was once one of those people â€“ I thought the Muni fare box was a vending machine. It was scanning my dollar for authenticity and would spit out any bills that werenâ€™t crisp enough. In actuality the fare box is not a vending machine and there are two ways to make inserting worn out bills much easier.
1. Fold your bill in half the long way. (Aside from making you look cool, this will make it easier for the fare box to catch the bill).
2. Stack two bills on top of each other. (Two worn out bills combined to formone sort-of-kinda-decent bill)
Youâ€™re welcome, San Francisco.