How to Pick Up Chicks on Muni
The gurus at AskMen.com recognize that every guy is milliseconds away from being a creep, so most importantly, the guide suggests:
On public transport, it is imperative that you initiate a conversation as soon as the proximity is socially acceptable (for example, when she sits down beside you, you stand beside her). Wait any longer and youâ€™ll come off as a creepy stranger whoâ€™s been silently plotting your move for the past five minutes.
You should also have your opening line ready once you approach her. As such:
Essentially, there are three types of opening lines you could use on public transport: situational remarks (â€œI canâ€™t believe the bus is actually on time for onceâ€), specific compliments (â€œNice bag. Where did you get it?â€), or something bold and totally out of the blue.
Dudes of San Francisco, may I also suggest, “We should totally tweet about this Muni ride to Muni Diaries.” Try it. It totally works.
Gents, what’s your pickup technique on transit, and ladies, what’s the best overheard pickup line on Muni?