‘You’re Already Dead!’
Photo by MetaGrrrl
Pull your chairs closer to the campfire, kids. Ariel‘s got a doozy for us.
I’d been on the bus for one stop and already had a lady with face tattoos spit in my face.
She spun around and gave me an evil look and said, “You’re already dead!”
I told her to get off the bus and she spat in my face. I tried to keep cool and told her again. She got off and made a big fuss about her bags, then the lady she first spat on had the operator call the cops. Then I saw the spitting lady handcuffed with a mask over her mouth, led into the cop car. We all had to get off the bus, probably so the operator could file a report.
As I told Ariel, the whole “You’re already dead” bit is already giving me nightmares. And I haven’t even gone to sleep. Got a fireside chat to share with your Muni-riding brothers and sisters? Do it here.