Muni Rap: I’m on the Bus!


Photo by dawncusackk on Instagram

Local hip-hop artist Satellite High pays tribute to a San Francisco must: Muni, of course. His new song is called “I’m on the Bus!”

And it’s better than a boat.

Here’s what the Satellite High says about the song:

Finding himself on the bus, our hero begins to relax and fantasize about a perfect world, one where he is recognized as a bus superstar and doors open automatically for him wherever he steps.

The bus makes several wrong turns, though, and interrupts our narrator’s reverie as he berates the driver for his carelessness before eventually disembarking at his home.

On Twitter, @rsomething hipped us to the song, which even samples the Cantonese and Spanish versions of Muni announcement.

The album was just released but it has that nice mellow ’90s hip-hop flavor. The full album is an ode to the bus (listen on Satellite High’s Bandcamp page).

Trampoline on Muni? Of course.

Rider Rhonda snapped a photo of more curious cargo on the 33-Stanyan heading inbound yesterday afternoon near Castro and 18th St.

A trampoline… really? a trampoline? Just the sort of thing you need on a Sunday outing I guess.

Add this to the strangest cargo you’ve ever seen on Muni. The other day I saw a couple carrying two huge pillows on the bus, and just yesterday a guy carrying a small bronze statue of two cupids kissing. In his backpack!

Thanks for the photo, Rhonda!

Muni Equipment Flies Into FiDi Building


Photo by fchrist2 (this is not the bus in question)

A piece of the overhead equipment on a Muni bus flew off and smashed right into the third floor window of a Financial District building last night, reports SF Appeal and Bay City News.

Whoa. What.

A bus was traveling nearby when a “shoe,” the piece of equipment that connects the vehicle to overhead wires, got caught in a guide wire, creating a spring action that sent the equipment flying into the building, [SFMTA spokesperson Paul] Rose said.

The projectile just missed the employees, according to the SF Appeal report, but no one was hurt.

Has this happened before? Rarely, Rose says. Head over to the SF Appeal for details.

Wanted: Muni Robbery Suspect in the Mission


Video via SFPD

Officers at the SFPD Mission Station just told us about yet another Muni robbery. They’ve provided the video above and closeup photos of the suspect on the SFPD Mission Station website. As you can see from the video, the victim was sitting by the back door when the suspect reached over and exited through the back door. This happened on 16th Street and Mission Street on Jan. 25, according to the SFPD. Items taken from the victim include: a camera lens, camera flash backpack, and North Face jacket.

If you have more information about this robbery, the SFPD has asked that you contact SGT George Ferraez at (415) 558-5400.

Be careful out there!

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