How to hold an impromptu Bible study on Muni
One Muni rider was recently privy to a scene that was nothing like the Sunday school you remember:
This guy on the 38R has a blunt in his ear, is taking pulls from a bottle of Patron, and is reading the New Testament aloud to his trans woman friend. Theyâ€™re legit having bible study. This is wild. Even for 11 pm in The Fillmore.
He just got to the part where Judas hanged himself. â€œThatâ€™s crazy, huh.â€ The woman is falling asleep. Just when you think youâ€™ve seen everything…
Now theyâ€™re at the part where Peter denied Jesus three times. Heâ€™s surprisingly empathetic. â€œI mean, I get it. If hella people would have been mad at me for being his friend, I wouldnâ€™t have said anything either.â€
They got off on Masonic. I have so many questions. I feel like Ed Norton when he met Tyler Durden in Fight Club. They were the most interesting single-serving friends Iâ€™ve ever met.From Muni rider @MexicanMarauder
I never thought I’d say this, but I kind of want this guy to tell me his version of the rest of the Bible. For now, I’ll have to tide over things with this Simpsons Bible Stories episode, I guess.
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