Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by Sam Ejnes

I mean, I guess it was bound to happen at some point, right? Given the law of averages and everything, good things can and do happen on Muni. Here are some recent examples:

• anyone feeling sad today: get on the 1 Calif. number 5543, driver is wearing a Santa hat singing Spanish & yelling at cars
• I want to be as excited about something as kids are to pull the stop cord on the bus.
• Man doing an impression of bear speaking in tongues on 30 Stockton. #muni
• Just witnessed a young boy hold the #sfmuni doors open for a few minutes so an elderly woman could catch up

I’m as cynical as they come, but these tweets make me think there might be hope for humanity. Wait, no, sorry about that. I won’t let it happen again.

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Photo by Patrick

Muni never disappoints, does it?

• Just got offered a glass of wine on #sfmuni. Movin up in the world.
• Guy who didn’t pay fare & didn’t ring for his stop is now fuming he missed it. 6 IB
• Woman gets on Muni just long enough to yell at the driver that it’s not the train she needs. Chill. You’re holding us up!
• Woman eating an ice cream bar at my bus stop at 8:18 am is my hero. #getitgurl
• pretty sure guy smoking next to no smoking sign while taking up 3 seats is the definition of ass hole. #SFMuni
• old guy on the 10 watching porn on his smartphone and it appears he is taking notes as he is writing profusely

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