Tiger spotted on Muni
Or should it be, “tiger striped on Muni.” Heh, I crack myself up.
In any case, Melanie spotted the above wildlife. She thought you should know. We applaud her effort.
Category: Story Archive
Five Muni Moments This Week
Five Muni moments captured on Twitter this week include:
- A woman who freaking pushed a kid to get a seat, then proceeded to sit in split coffee
- A clown on the bus, no bigs
- A man who (get this!) ran to the bus stop, brandished a styrofoam cup, peed in it, dumped it in the bushes, and boarded—he kept the cup
- A Muni rider lamenting arguments in languages she does not speak
- A Muni rider who did their fellow passengers a favor by spraying perfume on a “bum.”
This week’s Muni moments are brought to you with love by @loveoz13, @leximharvey, @gowestyoungtech, @goldfine, and @Tawana721. Remember to follow @munidiaries and share your whacky Muni tweets with the rest of us.
Chilean NSFW Bus Video: Is This the XXX Line?
Ed. note: In case you missed it in the headline, watch the video above at your own discretion. NSFW and all that.
In what has to be one of the more embarrassing on-the-job goofs, in late January a bus driver in Chile inadvertently aired a porn movie on the onboard video screens on his bus. A 40-second clip of the blunder, complete with some pretty amusing background laughter from passengers of the Santiago to Talagante-bound bus, has since gone viral.
Hmm, we’ve ridden some pretty dirty buses in our time. But not that kind of dirty.
But you don’t know what’s on the floor of Muni!
Photo: Silver Tusk
@tomcarmony found some next-level sleeping on Muni Metro, and we wish there was a photo to go with his evocative description and, um, how-to:
I never realized you could just lay down on the floor of a Muni train, across the full width of the car, and just go to sleep. Good to know!
Aisle-horizontal is brave, though arguably more polite than, oh, taking up seats. Where do they think they are, Japanese transit?
Generations collide in lone Muni rider
Get your Muni Bingo cards ready, folks!
“So this is happening right now: old dude bro rocker strumming acoustically on the 9 while wearing roller blades.” — @anecdotals
Do we have a winner?
Generational warfare tag on Muni
You know you’ve wanted to say scream this more than twice on the bus, or just walking around town. Maybe add a “damn” between “your” and “pants” or something.
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