Unintended consequences on the 27-Bryant

muni 27 to bryant, my ride.
Photo by Andrew Mager

We heard from Muni rider Amy the other day.

man on the 27 is screaming dont call me that name michael anymore. Over and over again. then he started screaming, i cant attact women. Funny thing is he did attract the attention of a woman. She asked him if he coukd be quiet.

Sorry, M.R.F.K.A.M. (Muni rider formerly known as Michael). Guess it wasn’t your lucky day.

These kinds of important dispatches from the field are the grease that keeps Muni Diaries chuggin’ along. What’s your Muni story? Share it here.

Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless


Photo by Flickr user Thomas Hawk

While trolling America’s most trusted news source, The Onion, this headline leaped straight into my retinas (and my nose, and my grossly accurate smell memory):

Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless

It’s not just curried shrimp for us Muni riders, of course. It’s fried chicken with a tinge of formaldehyde on the 71. It’s your neighbor’s unbecoming new scent, “hot yoga studio but filled w hippies+Mexi food+used diapers,” on the 1. Just as easily, Muni smells like hot-dog juice, fertilizer, week-old pants, or pancakes (AKA the worst breakfast ever).

“Muni totally smells like” is one of our favorite Twitter themes, and it can often make one hell of a story. Send that stuff our way @munidiaries on Twitter or to good ol’ email at muni.diaries.sf@gmail.com

Video: Live Rickroll on Muni

Not sure how we could have missed this on Halloween but check it out: “Two guys. One girl. One dream. To real-life rickroll an entire city on Halloween.”

Are we all familiar with the idea of rickroll? Here it goes:

“When Jason put the boombox above his head, it played 5 seconds of Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” (per Say Anything) and then suddenly jumped to “Never Gonna Give You Up.” My costume was modified to be tear-away, and I was Rick Astley underneath. Boom. Real life rickroll.”

These guys did it all over town, and of course the N and L got rickrolled properly! Check out the video. Props to @SaraMurphy for sending this video our way … and in effect, rickrolling us, too!

Weekend Photos: Through the Muni Wormhole

tunnel
Photo by Jef Poskanzer

What were you doing at 11:11 a.m. today? Yeah, I was just staring at the clock on my laptop too. Missed opportunities.

Don’t forget, the benefit show for Jesse Morris is tonight. Friday, Nov. 11, 9 p.m. at the Uptown in Oakland. 1928 Telegraph Avenue Oakland. (BART: 19th Street Station).

Enjoy these photos and your weekend!

N-Judah Hits Warp Speed
Photo by Ocu-Master

HYDE
Photo by Jason Rodman

the butterfly's wing
Photo by torbakhopper

Exit
Photo by mossieu eric

Photo Diary: Power Puff Muni (or something)


Photo by @tashigi

Flickr/Twitpic-diving has its rewards, and then there is this inexplicable photo that we found via @tashigi, who made over Muni with some serious psychedelic cutesy clip art. Out of the three Muni Diaries editors, I have been nominated to write about this photo because I am from the land of Hello Kitty-theme maternity wards. You think I kid.

Now, I know well enough that these are not the Power Puff Girls, right? I don’t know who these little chicks are, but they look like they’re up to no good. I mean, look at those Mardi Gras beads.

This is the last time I am going to write about something cutesy. I have my reputation to protect. It’s not like I own Hello Kitty chopsticks or anything…

 

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