Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by elaine a

Here are some examples of the whacky shit we all face day in, day out on Muni.

• A couple took from Forest Hill to Van Ness to pick an Instagram filter. #sfmuni
• Only on #sfmuni would you hear someone trying to buy drugs by offering to trade-in for some grapes.
• Is being told I look like your “beautiful” prostitute ex girlfriend really supposed to be a compliment?
• Just watched an empty Corona bottle get off this bus by itself.
• The theme of today’s #sfmuni ride is ” every one smells like they have a poopy diaper! EVERYONE!” #washyourass
• There’s nothing more humiliating than running after a #sfmuni as your pants fall down only for the doors to close on you.
• #sfmuni drunk man asks tourist if daughter is wife. Drunk man forgets, repeats question. And forgets, again.

Careful out there, you guys. And have a great weekend!

These seven juicy Muni nuggets are brought to you by @amandamlim, @Kohanji831, @SMASHin2pieces, @beth_winegarner, @yayneabeba, @cdeakers, and @sami_crocker.

Photo by Jeremy Brooks

Last week, we learned that “#sfmuni” and “#muni” were the two most popular hashtags around here. I recently went through the @munidiaries archives, and discovered that you guys’ favorite Muni topic was—surprise!—what it smells like.

To honor you, Muni’s smell-reporting set, we bring you the week in Muni smells.

• This guy next to me smells like hella fresh laundry.
• On the #njudah playing “guess the source of the smell”
• SOS I’m drowning in Axe Body Spray fumes. 🙁 #SFMuni
• There is so much cologne on this train I may throw up. #sfmuni

#munismells, anyone?

This week’s roundup brought to you @faithy, @privildeged, @ImekaSF, and @hollyleach. Contribute your Muni stories, smells or other, to @munidiaries. You won’t be sorry.