Because on Muni, we’re all guilty
It’s cliché by now to talk about how we’re all always on our phones. This is not what that’s about. Nope.
Muni rider Eva sums it up: “We’re all guilty.”
Yep!
Grab yourself a seat on the BART dining car
File this one under #zerofucks. There’s been a recent uptick in people spotted eating full meals on BART. The meals are all of a similar variety. First, above, the most important meal of the day:
So important to have a healthy breakfast! —@cuteinsf
Ah, ambiance!
Next we turn to BART rider snazzz, who recently saw not one but two (TWO!) people nomming down their diet dinners:
Dude getting down and dirty on his lean cuisine on the train —@snazzz
This chick also leaning on her cuisine on the train —@snazzz
What’s that thing they say? Three times makes a meme or something?
Previously on Muni Diaries
Muni Dining Car, Now With Free Coffee Refills
Idea: Muni LRV Subway Dining Car
Banana peel in Muni seat just wants to be loved
This bus is serving…compost. I think I’d rather have the Franzia from yesterday, something I have never said before today.
I hope this wasn’t a response to me, I MEAN, that unidentified woman on Muni asking a guy, “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
It’s somewhat less poetic and Pixar-movie than these traveling groceries, which included a potato and tomato escaping their fries-and-ketchup fate in favor of roaming the city, but I’ll take it.
h/t to Aleph (commenting, “I’ll have the vegetarian seat, please….”) on Facebook and Mitsi for telling us over at the Muni Diaries Facebook page.
The Muni bus that needed a little helping hand
ok, that's a first: just saw a DPW truck pushing a Muni bus pic.twitter.com/JLNcZu852I
— Burrito Justice (@burritojustice) February 9, 2015
Because ultimately, Muni’s buses (and light-rail vehicles) really do a lot for us, every once in a while, they morph into utterly helpless creatures in need of assistance.
Witness what Burrito Justice caught on video recently, above. Hey, it’s a first for us, too!
New Danish bus ad will blow your mind
The Danes have done it again in this high-production advertisement about how awesome it is to ride the bus. Yes, the bus!
Danish bus company Midttrafik created this Cannes-worthy video ad to celebrate the everyday bus passenger. He’s way cooler than everyone realized: his New York hairstyle and outlet sneakers literally will blow your panties off! Next time you get on Muni, don’t forget that you are totally and absolutely cool, too.
This ad is a sequel to Midttraffik’s Ecstasy Bus ad, which celebrates the “fantastic life” found on the bus. We highly recommend watching it again.
Dude crushes a box of Franzia on Muni
My favorite part? This is actually our second post about a thirsty foot soldier crushing box wine on Muni. If box wine isn’t your thing, we’re also serving photos of an 8 a.m. beer and a cracked open 12-pack to take the Muni Metro edge off. If only the 77X-Candlestick—aboard which everyone went, “la la la can’t hear you” regarding pesky open-container laws—was still around, right?
Via Muni rider clowntraps, who says, “This guy was making the most of his Saturday afternoon, crushing a box of Franzia on the train.”