Ninja salesman delights Muni passengers

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Photo by Paul Sullivan

Muni rider Sherlock sent us the following story. And with it, the clock on “random things seen in San Francisco/on Muni” has been reset.

“The other day, I was riding the 28 to the Presidio Parkway when it stopped at the intersection with Marina Bvld [sic] for a red light. During our brief wait before we got on the freeway, a man dressed up as a ninja scrambled onto Presidio Pkwy and started showing brochures for a car wash. Many people opened the bus windows to grab some of them. I just sat there taking in the most random thing I’ve seen in a long time.”

Would you take a brochure from a ninja? I’d be a little scared of what I’d unknowingly have to give up, to be honest. Sneaky ninja!

Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling earrings

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The Muni catwalk just doesn’t let up, and thank goodness for that. Via Muni rider Jason, we have someone wearing Ryan Gosling. You can kindly enter your jealousy _____ (<— yep, there). Another option is making some more Hey, Girl/Ryan Gosling memes with a Muni twist. I’ll start:

Hey, girl…

That SFMTA citation was total crap. I’ll go with you to the hearing and buy you lunch and flowers afterward to make you feel better.

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