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  • BART Running Four More Trains Through SF Weekday Evenings (BCN via SF Appeal)
  • Unlike Muni, Golden Gate Transit Refuses to Run Jihad Ads (SF Weekly)
  • Infested BART: Inspection Reports Reveal Serious Pest Problems (SF Weekly)
  • BART Plus may be minus Muni transfers (SF Examiner)
  • Zazzle, City Prevent Transit Blog N-Judah Chronicles From Selling Muni Gear (SF Weekly)
  • Muni service ratings slip fast as buses slow (SF Examiner)

Muni Writings: “These females that killed up above …”


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Beth’s ride on the 9-San Bruno took an odd turn the other day after she saw someone scribbling away at the note above. It reads, for the most part:

These females that killed up above are in the space that my friend didn’t watch (something) correctly then (something) one 187 Packers (something) in one (something) confused…

Skurry. Intriguing.

What’s going on on your Muni rides?

Terrifying Account of Sexual Assault on Muni


Photo by Mike Dillon

Blogger Brittney Gilbert, formerly the blog producer with CBS5, wrote a first-person account of a horrifying sexual assault on Muni. From her personal blog:

The bus continued to lurch down busy Market Street. I pulled the cord to signal that I wanted off when the bus was due to stop again at 5th and Market.

I stood a few seconds before the bus came to a halt, a clear indiction that I was getting out and off the bus. When the bus stopped the man to my right swiveled his legs around rather than stand, so I took a wide step to get around him and as I did he grabbed me between my legs.

Without thinking I turned and swung my heavy purse containing a server’s book, a hardback journal and loose, sharp pens at his head, but barely connected. I think the purse grazed his face. I screamed FUCK YOU, also without thinking, and fled off the bus.

Anyone would be shaken up by something so horrifying and violating. When Brittney went to report the crime, she was almost discouraged from it. You can read the rest of her account on her personal blog.

As things unfolded on Muni one day …


Photo by stevendamron

Just your average ride on the bus, as chronicled by @kudeki:

“Crazy guy gets on muni, refuses to pay. Bus driver stops the bus and says we ain’t goin nowhere til you pay. Guy curses at bus driver.” – 11:58 AM

“Guy stands over bus driver, threateningly, yelling that he’s been in this town 20 yrs and driver is the dumbest dumbfuck he’s ever seen.” – 11:59 AM

“Driver waves something in guy’s face, yells “get out”. Guy stands on steps, driver opens and closes doors on him, yell at each other more.” – 12:03 PM

“Doors close on guy, he picks up a half full anchor steam from a now-empty outdoor table at bougie pac-heights cafe. Walks away cursing.” – 12:07 PM

“Entire bus starts laughing. Hipster girl in big sunglasses, red flannel shirt and matching iphone case, says ‘This is why I love Muni.'” – 12:11 PM

And the grande finale!

“Several stops later, still in wealthy neighborhood, different crazy hobo type gets on bus, chanting ‘money talks, money talks.’ He pays tho.” – 12:15 PM

We’re guessing this ride was on the 22-Fillmore. What do you think? Had to be, right?

Video: Danish Ecstasy Bus

Legos, Hans Christian Andersen? Meh. This ridiculously awesome commercial for Midttrafik makes us want to fly to Denmark just to ride the bus.

According to a commenter, here’s the narration:

Midttrafik presents … The Bus!
The bus driver is cool … “I’m cool…”
Top nice seating
Gigantic panoramic windows … with impressive scenic view
Designer bells with cool functions
Free handles
It is big… and long
It has its own lane
Yeah, it’s street … and it also runs a[t] night
“I’m still cool”
Yes, the bus is cool, so get up ealier tomorrow and get a good seat
Midttrafik … we’ll handle the driving for you.

Wow.

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