Funny: Muni LOLs

Which way to BART and cable cars?

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Found on Spear Street near Mission, where one would never need adequate wayfinding signs. What’s a Transbay Transit Center? Where is the cable car? Important questions, these.

Between this and fingernail clipping on the streetcar today—that lady and her errant nail bits proved a fine ambassador to our even finer city—I’d like to extend my warmest welcome alongside heaps of good luck to you tourists.

Thanks to Amy of @cappstreetcrap and Tiny Rides for the pic.

At least you didn’t get into a fight with a Muni sign today

Unless that’s your thing, of course.

This probably wasted dude in London just wasn’t having it. The UK’s Express reports from eyewitnesses:

“He started punching the sign and miming getting hit back by it. His acting skills were quite admirable and he completely threw himself into his little crazy role-play. We were rooting for him.”

I wonder who rooted for the sign.

A collection of Muni head-scratchers

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Photo by breylane

Muni moments that make you go, “Huh.” Be careful scratching your head, though. A fellow rider might be there to tweet about it.

  • riding #sfmuni while this lady is blatantly picking her nose … as she holds a tissue in the other hand.
  • apparently my driver misses his former life as AM news radio host.
  • Vagrant dude scaling the dead skin off his feet right onto the bus floor. It really smells. #sf
  • A man on the 38 AX just brought a tree onto the bus. A tree. #sfmuni #munidiaries
  • Nothing makes me feel more put together than this woman who just ran into the bus in a shower cap. SHOWER CAP. #5fulton

This week’s Things on Muni is brought to you by @Heather__Ilene, @amarar05, @pterobones, @yougotfoltzed, and @thekatwok. Don’t scratch your head on Muni all alone. Share it with fellow riders @munidiaries.

Gold, Silver, and Bronze Winners of Muni Awesome

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Photo by Daniel Hoherd

Everyone is a unique beautiful snowflake in his or her own way (mom told us as much, and we’re sticking to it), but these three spotted on Muni win our awesome Olympics this week. Cue your armful of flowers and cry faces now for:

  1. The N driver who goes “Choo choo! Chuga-chuga-chuga!” Can we clone him?
  2. The old man who plays his NWA video on speakerphone on Muni. No, seriously, thank you.
  3. In which it’s the oldest guy who gives his seat up for the Marine vet in leg braces & cane. #munidiaries #OutboundL #sfmuni

This week’s Things on Muni Olympics Special is brought to you by @goldfine, @brendanstarr, and @ATCPeter. Share your nominees @munidiaries.