Funny: Muni LOLs

Keep your eyes open … for Muni curiosities

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Photo by Patrick

Muni never disappoints, does it?

  • Just got offered a glass of wine on #sfmuni. Movin up in the world.
  • Guy who didn’t pay fare & didn’t ring for his stop is now fuming he missed it. 6 IB
  • Woman gets on Muni just long enough to yell at the driver that it’s not the train she needs. Chill. You’re holding us up!
  • Woman eating an ice cream bar at my bus stop at 8:18 am is my hero. #getitgurl
  • pretty sure guy smoking next to no smoking sign while taking up 3 seats is the definition of ass hole. #SFMuni
  • old guy on the 10 watching porn on his smartphone and it appears he is taking notes as he is writing profusely

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Muni seat sign: Warning or assumption of the inevitable?

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I beg your pardon! Those are brand-new seats, which smell like new toys on Christmas morning! Unless this is just a cautionary message because we’ve soiled our new things already. Could go either way on this, honestly.

Thx to Muni rider Lisa on the Instagramz. Tell your prettiest (or at least most visually evocative) stories to @munidiaries on Instagram.

Which way to BART and cable cars?

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Found on Spear Street near Mission, where one would never need adequate wayfinding signs. What’s a Transbay Transit Center? Where is the cable car? Important questions, these.

Between this and fingernail clipping on the streetcar today—that lady and her errant nail bits proved a fine ambassador to our even finer city—I’d like to extend my warmest welcome alongside heaps of good luck to you tourists.

Thanks to Amy of @cappstreetcrap and Tiny Rides for the pic.

At least you didn’t get into a fight with a Muni sign today

Unless that’s your thing, of course.

This probably wasted dude in London just wasn’t having it. The UK’s Express reports from eyewitnesses:

“He started punching the sign and miming getting hit back by it. His acting skills were quite admirable and he completely threw himself into his little crazy role-play. We were rooting for him.”

I wonder who rooted for the sign.

A collection of Muni head-scratchers

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Photo by breylane

Muni moments that make you go, “Huh.” Be careful scratching your head, though. A fellow rider might be there to tweet about it.

  • riding #sfmuni while this lady is blatantly picking her nose … as she holds a tissue in the other hand.
  • apparently my driver misses his former life as AM news radio host.
  • Vagrant dude scaling the dead skin off his feet right onto the bus floor. It really smells. #sf
  • A man on the 38 AX just brought a tree onto the bus. A tree. #sfmuni #munidiaries
  • Nothing makes me feel more put together than this woman who just ran into the bus in a shower cap. SHOWER CAP. #5fulton

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