Photo via The Tens
Can you feel it? Can you smell it? It smells like garlic fries and kettle corn. It is a Giants playoff game, today at 1 p.m.
And don’t you just lurv this guy?
It’s that time of the (even-numbered) year again.
Dude, lighting Muni buses on fire when you’re happy is soooooooooooooo 2012, right? It could never happen again, could it?
Previously: Giants Win World Series! SF Trashes Muni!
Photo by Lynn Friedman
It’s not just smells, anger, and despair. Muni is also a roving audio laboratory, much to the delight and chagrin of us all.
These fellow Muni riders clued us in some things they overheard on Muni this week:
All righty then.
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I love so many things about this drawing by Muni rider John. The fact that it explains everything might be the least interesting thing about it. The Devil wearing his name in two languages might be my favorite.
Note that the “bus” is moving backwards, which sounds about right most days. “Mostly late or delayed.” Yep.
Hint: It’s not this. Photo by DavidyDave
You see a lot of weird stuff on Muni, and some of them you can’t even begin to describe. This morning, @spiegelmama tweeted about a mystery item that defied definition for some of us.
There is a woman on the 2-Clement wearing a full-on pussy bow. I LOVE THIS LINE. @munidiaries
— Spiegelmonster (@spiegelmama) October 9, 2014
Do you know what a pussy bow is? We polled our fellow Muni riders to find out: without Googling it, define “pussy bow.”
Muni Diaries Jeff says:
1. a bow worn in the crotch area
2. a naked woman with her pubes in a bow
3. a bow (doesn’t matter where it’s worn) that looks like a vagina
BrokeAss Stuart says: I have no idea. But I think I want one.
Muni rider Matt says: “it is the worst piercing ever.”
BART Diaries Ed says: “Like a decorative barette or something for one’s lady area.”
Muni rider Johnny Tripod says: “A bow given when the skirt-wearing bow-er has forgotten to put on her underwear. Oops!”
Muni rider Aaron says: “More complicated version of the g-string?”
Rider Pozu says: “Personally, I don’t care for pussy bows. I like the possibility of a revealing if fleeting glance at her charms. I hope that doesn’t give it away.”
Sorry to disappoint, but according to Wikipedia, a pussy bow is “a style of neckwear often associated with women’s blouses and bodices. It takes the form of a bow tied at the neck, similar to those that used to be tied around kittens’ and cats’ necks.”
For example, here is Margaret Thatcher wearing a pussy bow blouse.
Photo via The Guardian
Now you can carry on with your day. You’re welcome!
Photo by Julia Wolf
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