The 19-Polk is your stage

I couldn't Decide...
Photo by Allio

Rider JC said that one of the unspoken rules of Muni is that the bus is your stage, and the riders, a captive audience. Read on.

Once, a few months ago, I was on the 19 pretty late on a weeknight and there was a group of folks congregating on the back. They had a microphone stand and were doing a stand-up comedy show while facing the back. I don’t really remember anyone’s routine as being particularly memorable, but the whole event was definitely out of the ordinary. I even captured the tail end of one guy’s routine on video, seen in the YouTube video above.

A week or so ago I was again riding the 19 through Civic Center and sitting in the back row of five seats. (Probably my least favorite seat location.) It was mid-day and was one of those days where few of us were working, so the bus was really light on office types and heavy on everyone else. One woman was in front of me and willing to engage anyone who wanted to listen on any topic whatsoever. Most riders picked up on this and kept the discussions to a minimum. One goth type guy, however, was all too happy to be engaged for reasons which (to me) quickly became clear.

After he commented that he was considering asking a butcher friend for some blood he could use to spread on the bus floor to “make people scatter and free up some seats” (all together: “ewwwww”) he engaged talkative lady. The two of them quickly worked up a conversation about Anton LeVey and the church of Satan. (Apparently Sammy Davis Jr. and Ann Margaret were big fans and the stupid public who appreciated their art would never have appreciated their fandom of LaVey. Also, LaVey was just trying to “push the envelope in the name of art to see what people would do.”)

Which is all well and good. Who can’t use some really loud colloquy on the 19 about the church of Satan? And, hey, this is what the iPod was made for. But what really got me was an aside from the goth guy, something about how “the singer in my band agrees with me” about something. Not “a buddy of mine” or “a friend of mine” but the “singer in my band.” Yes, this guy was dying to be asked about his band. And once talkative lady picked up on the band and asked, well, we were off to the races.

We were all treated to the details of “the band” even though they apparently haven’t recorded anything or ever performed publicly. They do know the bouncer at some club though (I forget which). Because otherwise the talkative lady was prepared to make an introduction.

Maybe we can get them a gig on the 19.

San Francisco No Pants Subway Ride 2011

The iPhone Photographer No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: I'm not sure what's going on No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: arrival 01 No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: arrival 00 No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: in the plaza No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: in the station

Sunday was the day. BART was the venue. Pants were nowhere to be found. We just added more pictures from photographers Marco Sanchez and Der Dunn.

The No Pants Subway Ride 2011 seems to have gone off without a hitch (or an inseam).

If you have photos of the No Pants ride, share them on Muni Diaries. More photos by Bhautik Joshi. And here are No Pants rides of past years: 2010 2009

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The iPhone Photographer
Photo by danishdynamite

No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: I'm not sure what's going on
Photo by Bhautik Joshi.

No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: arrival 01
Photo by Bhautik Joshi.

No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: arrival 00
Photo by Bhautik Joshi.

No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: in the plaza
Photo by Bhautik Joshi.

No Pants Subway Ride, SF 2011: in the station
Photo by Bhautik Joshi.

No Pants Day, San Francisco
Photo by Der Dunn

No Pants Day, San Francisco
Photo by Der Dunn

No Pants 3
Photo by Marco Sanchez


Photo by Marco Sanchez


Photo by Marco Sanchez

49-Van Ness demolishes bus shelter

MissionMission reader Blake sent that site photos after a 49-Van Ness plowed into and destroyed the bus stop at the corner of 24th Street and Mission this afternoon. No one was hurt, according to NBC, and the driver was placed on non-driving status. No word yet on what caused the bus to jump the curb. MM commenter “Mulch” says he was on the bus, and that no one was injured. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


All photos courtesy Mission Mission reader Blake’s friend Renna’s Facebook page

Weekend Photos: First of 2011

Civic Center MUNI Station, San Francisco
Photo by Franco Folini

What’s new in the world of Muni in the first week of the year? Here we go:

  • Muni’s got a deficit — brace for more parking tickets (SFGate)
  • San Francisco settles 11 Muni lawsuits (ABC 7/KGO)
  • New year, same old problem; SFMTA faced with $21 million budget deficit (SF Public Press)
  • What Would an Ed Lee Administration Mean for Sustainable Transportation? (Streetsblog SF)
  • Nearly half of Muni drivers are unavailable on any given day (SF Examiner)
  • Hearing scheduled on Muni switchbacks (SF Examiner)
  • Leona Bridges Sworn in as SFMTA Board Director at City Hall Ceremony (Streetsblog SF)

Enjoy your weekend and these photos, and don’t forget to keep your diaries coming!

East Meets West
Photo by Jeremy Brooks

Folsom Street Platform
Photo by tofuart

market at 5th
Photo by Meligrosa

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