Eugenia Chien has been eavesdropping on the 47, 49, or 1 lines since the mid-90's. She lives by the adage, "Anything can happen on Muni" (and also, "That's not water.")

Jack-In-The-Bus

jack in the box on muni

I was walking along California on my way to the bank on Friday when I spotted a bunch of tourists getting off of the cable cars. Guess who was waiting for them?

jack 2 muni

Too bad I had to rush off before the bank closed. The funny thing was that nobody batted an eye. Jack was looking at his phone the whole time…videotaping people’s reaction, perhaps?

Weekend photos: Heard It Comin’

Waiting
Photo by Jack ✌

I’ve been out of town while Jeff held down the fort for the majority of this month. On my way to pick up my keys from the housesitter last night, a group of grungy punk kids with various musical instruments got onto the 22, and the entire front of the bus moved back away from the kids. I guess they hadn’t showered in a few days or weeks. One brave (and polite) soul stayed in the front of the bus and opened the window instead. Later in the evening I ran into the same kids on Haight street, asking me for money “for booze.” Ah, San Francisco, I’ve been away too long!

In Muni news this week:

  • Muni makes feds’ grade (SF Examiner)
  • Muni mechanic, accomplice face three years for transfer sales (SF Examiner)
  • Deal may nix Muni reform (SF Examiner)
  • Supervisors kill Muni charter proposals; Chiu, Newsom craft alternative (City Insider)
  • 50-Year-Old Man Arrested In Muni Platform Stabbing (SF Appeal)
  • MTA says West Portal westbound faregate construction will begin Monday and last through Wednesday next week.
  • Also, MTA finally got around to announcing (and everyone and their mother reporting) what we posted in June: The paper version “A” Fast Pass (BART and Muni) will be phased out in November. October’s pass will be the last one.
  • Enjoy the photo and your weekend, and remember to share your life on Muni with us!

    MUNI tunnel
    Photo by Jaymi Heimbuch

    Tribute to the Transbay Terminal
    Photo by SP8254

    31 Balboa
    Photo by RevellRay / Chuck Revell

    Let’s Play Muni Madlibs

    Quick, give me an adjective and a noun to describe an object that was found on Muni today.

    Remember Muni Mad Libs from the opening party for the Outbound show at Secession Art and Design earlier this summer? We posted and tweeted some your best Muni Madlibs from the opening, and today we’ve got more for you from last Friday’s closing party:

    “Riding Muni is like dating curdled milk who has a profound unattainable itch.” – Carey B.

    “Riding Muni is like dating crow who stuck a big turkey in my bag.” – Henry and Kelli

    “Riding Muni is better than getting tickets because I didn’t move my car in time … oh, wait, that still happens.” – Tara

    “Riding Muni is better than walking down the road feeling bad.” (ouch) – Henry

    “A wicked goose egg was found on Muni line eleventeen today in Bayview. Passengers on the bus were clucking when the discovery was made, making this the most curvaceous bus line in the city today.” Kelly

    “A hellacious trumpet was found on Muni line 4012 today in Hunters Point. Passengers on the bus were crumping when the discovery was made, making this the most slaughtered bus line in the city today.” – Phil

    “An elliptical piece of concrete was found on Muni line 50 today in Noe Valley. Passengers on the bus were flying when the discovery was made, making this the most lovely bus line in the city today.” – Johnny

    “A hairy motorcycle was found on Muni line 461 today in Nopa. Passengers on the bus were crying when the discovery was made, making this the most hopeful bus line in the city today.” – Anita

    “A bright button was found on Muni line 37 today in Bernal Heights. Passengers on the bus were skiing when the discovery was made, making this the most curvy bus line in the city today.” – Vidya

    What does Muni say about San Francisco?

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    Photo by Flickr user Omer Simkha

    What do experiences on public transit say about a city? I started thinking about this question when I was on a bus in Rome last week, having just arrived from the airport with my parents. We sat across from a fashionable Chinese woman in a purple dress who seemed like a local. As my parents and I conversed in Chinese about whether we were on the right bus, I looked over to the woman to see if she understood us. She eyed us briefly and took out her cell phone to make a call, speaking in accented Italian. Well, fine, I guess she doesn’t speak Chinese after all, I thought.

    The next morning as I was walking under the 90 degrees heat to the Coloseum, who do I see but the same woman from the bus, leading a group of Chinese tourists, speaking in fluent Chinese to explain the history of the Coloseum! I pretended not to recognize her.

    The experience on the bus really soured me for a moment on Rome. This leads me to wonder: what kind of impression on our city do visitors get from riding Muni?

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