Muni’s New Pacing Technology
Muni has installed new pacing technology on bus stops, as seen in the photo above and observed by the Uptown Almanac‘s Allisa. Her theory on how this works? Check it out over at Uptown Almanac.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
Important Health Discovery on Muni
Photo Jessi Mess
“Look guys, I found it!”
Wait, we thought this alleged g-spot was actually a boob on Muni? This must be why people have so much trouble finding it.
Send us your other crucial scientific discoveries or public service announcements made on Muni! BART and Caltrain welcome too.
Party in the … Muni bus?
Jeremy (@metsfaninCA) tweeted this the other day with a simple question: “A grown man with a Hannah Montana backpack?”
Yeah, that’s a tricky proposition for any dude without kids in tow (I presume?). Maybe he’s just a really big fan.
What’s on your Muni right now? Tweet those goodies to @munidiaries today.
Are There Quiet Freakouts on Muni?
The Tenderloin Geographic Society posted this one today, pointing out the irony of quietly freaking out on a 71.
Who is freaking out on your Muni? Send us a Muni diary today.
Muni emergency exit for the taking
Feeling trapped on Muni Metro? Stuck on a 30-Stockton or 45-Union/Stockton in Chinatown? What you need is your own emergency exit. Kelsey found one for you on Van Ness.
Happy Thursday!
Ode to (Not Muni) Transit
Photo: Staś Małolepszy
Muni rider Jessica has had it with Muni. She writes:
I had been a long time Muni commuter until a job took me to Oakland and forced me to start commuting via bicycle/BART. Now I’m back in the city and at the mercy of Muni when it rains. Last week was particularly bad, and inspired me to start rhyming.
This commuter’s frustration culminated in a very Seuss-ian poem, “An Ode to Independent Transportation.”
I do not miss you Muni bus, who squished and threw and jostled us
I do not miss you 45, recycling and chickens (live!)
I do not miss you 41, iPhone in hands of everyone
I do not miss you 19, too, you smell of B.O. and of poo
I do not miss your route through town, drivers wearing tan and brown
I do not miss your speed, a crawl; I do not miss you, not at all!
Send us your Muni musings, rhyming or otherwise, today.