Interpretive art on a Muni window
As Muni rider Kris asks, “Rocket ship or an obelisk on wheels? You decide.”
Thanks for keeping your mind out of the gutter, Kris. I wish I were so strong.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
Great pearls of wisdom gleaned from a single Muni ride
Whether it’s an overheard or just someone you spot working life like a champ, there’s a lot to learn on your way from Point A to Point B. Don’t ever say Muni never learned you anything!
- “They’re not pimps no more. They’re independent contractors.” -woman on the bus #munidiaries
- Free #sfmuni ride, God is real
- #SFMuni time runs backwards
- There was a woman swigging sutter home at 8:46 in the morning on my bus. Girl I feel you. #sfmuni #peopleofmuni
- “I’ve been drinking beer on Muni for 30 years…. At this point, it’s almost like coffee!” #sfmuni
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Photo by Muni rider Arturo
Saucy Muni garbage can ready for Spring Break
“Girls Gone Wild? You watch that garbage?” “Hey, Muni trashcan, put your lid up!” “Nice can!”
So many jokes here. Feel free to share yours.
via BetoK1ng who says, “HAHA!!! #GirlsGoneWild #GarbageGoneWild #Muni #BART #Funny.”
For Valentine’s Day: A Dating Site Just for N-Judah Riders
Some people call tomorrow “Valentine’s Day,” but I really prefer Single Awareness Day, Whiskeyful, or Black Saturday. Whatever you call it, you have 24 hours to either walk slowly and determinedly into the ocean, smother someone with a pillow at Justin Herman Plaza, load up on Franzia, or find that soulmate you met on the N-Judah.
That’s where WeMetOnTheN comes in. Alex Lee built a dating site just for N-Judah riders (talk about hyperlocal!). Alex got the idea, appropriately, during a ride on the N: “It was maybe a Thursday or Friday evening, where I saw a guy sit down and introduce himself to a girl. Bold move. And that just made me think. There must be a lot of people who want to introduce themselves to someone they find interesting or attractive, but it’s just too painfully awkward. Or crowded. It is the N, after all.”
So, N-Judah riders, don’t say we never do anything nice for you! And for the singletons on the rest of the Muni lines: relax, dating season starts Sunday, when you’ll be spared from awkwardness for another 364 days!
Photo by Lawrence Pan
On Muni, even the dirt don’t like you
Ever feel like the universe is trying to tell you something? Muni rider Kristian read the signs on the floor when she got on the bus, and it wasn’t very nice!
Hey, at least it wasn’t this.
Because on Muni, we’re all guilty
It’s cliché by now to talk about how we’re all always on our phones. This is not what that’s about. Nope.
Muni rider Eva sums it up: “We’re all guilty.”
Yep!