Muni Diaries

Photo by Daniel Hoherd

Everyone is a unique beautiful snowflake in his or her own way (mom told us as much, and we’re sticking to it), but these three spotted on Muni win our awesome Olympics this week. Cue your armful of flowers and cry faces now for:

1. The N driver who goes “Choo choo! Chuga-chuga-chuga!” Can we clone him?
2. The old man who plays his NWA video on speakerphone on Muni. No, seriously, thank you.
3. In which it’s the oldest guy who gives his seat up for the Marine vet in leg braces & cane. #munidiaries #OutboundL #sfmuni

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Photo by Imelda

We’re especially perplexed by the nurse and her sneeze. But also: Hello Kitty perfume?!?

• Really, girl next to me? NOW is the time to apply your Hello Kitty perfume??
• Someone’s talking on a flip phone on the train. A FLIP PHONE! What’s next, manual pinball?
• When you walk on #muni and it smells as if everyone is carrying 32 lbs of high-grade cannabis. Each. #munidiaries
• People who FaceTime their boo in bed on muni…
• On #sfmuni and saw a #nurse sneeze into her hand and then grab one of the poles. #REALLY?! #gross

This week’s Things on Muni is brought to you by fellow Muni riders @amarar05, @davidbicha, @theporktornado, @photoberg, and @Spectre124. Get up on @munidiaries today!