Found: The Most Appropriate NSFW Muni Shirt

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This shirt by The Tens is open to interpretation. This Saturday, tell your own two-minute story of fuckin’ Muni, fucking on Muni, or any variation thereof, and you can win this shirt and the love of our entire audience at Muni Diaries Live. Theme and variation, folks. Theme and variation.

Take a good look at this handsome shirt.

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You can totally rock this shirt. If you’re not the lucky/talented winner of the audience storytelling contest, don’t you worry. The Tens will be on-site selling shirts for $15.

Join your fellow Muni riders for a night of stories that can only happen on Muni! Muni Diaries Live is back this Saturday night at the Elbo Room. Avoid day-of hassles and get your tickets here.

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Nose-blowing etiquette lesson aboard the 9-San Bruno

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Photo by Paul Sullivan

There are all sorts of unspoken rules for riding Muni. This we know, though we don’t all always follow them. Fair enough.

But Muni rider Yorkman has a tale of a most unexpected bit of etiquette bestowed upon him last summer.

On a Thu evening in July 2013, I boarded the northbound 9 line at Potrero and 24th St, headed downtown. My nose was running so I had to blow it maybe 4-5 times to clear it. A man sitting nearby took extreme exception to what he thought was crude behavior on my part, and strongly corrected me. He maintained that blowing my nose once or twice was OK but more was disgusting. Then I remembered that he had done the same thing to me about a year previously.

At least this misguided patron of the etiquette arts is consistent.

Hang in there, Yorkman. And do what you gotta do with your runny nose.

Learn more lessons and hear stories that can only happen on Muni this Saturday at Muni Diaries Live. Get advance tickets today.

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Video: BART Operator Shares Story on Scatology

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BART operator Kelly Beardsley has had many odd jobs in his life, but we’re pretty sure that driving a BART train is probably the quirkiest of them all. Here he is at Muni Diaries Live last year telling a story about a disturbing and hilarious behind-the-scenes tale from the driver’s seat.

Kelly will return to the stage Muni Diaries Live this Saturday with another insider story on the insanity that can only happen on public transit.

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