Learn to Dance in a Year, Show it off on BART

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Karen learned how to dance in a year, starting with a very awkward first day. She practiced everywhere and guess where she decided to show off her final accomplishment? At the South San Francisco BART station, of course.

People who watch me dance today sometimes assume I’ve been dancing for many years. I made this video so you could see the awkward body that started just one year ago.

Here’s my secret: I practiced everywhere. At bus stops. In line at the grocery store. At work — Using the mouse with my right hand and practicing drills with my left hand. You don’t have to train hardcore for years to become a dancer. But you must be willing to practice and you better be hungry.

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Videos: BART Twerking and Sexing (NSFW)

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Screen capture via @realniggajay on Vine

Remember when Paris Hilton got famous for filming a sex tape? Looks like some people had the same idea, but instead of filming it at the Bellagio (which is like, who cares), these guys made a sex tape on BART. Ew.

Readers @realniggajay and @strawnarrybiebs sent this video to our little sis, @bartdiaries, and the video predictably made the internet rounds. If you are so inclined (and are safely out of the view of your coworkers), you can find the video on Vine. NSFW — you’ve been warned.
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“You know, The Zodiac tried to kill me once…”

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Photo by Steve Rhodes

Wait, WUT!? Christopher was minding his own business, reading a book on Muni, when this happened:

“I put my book down onto my lap. The man had just sat next to me on the 38 bus. The bus was getting crowded and there weren’t too many open seats. I don’t know if he chose this particular seat because he saw I was reading Robert Graysmith’s “Zodiac” -the true story of a serial killer that terrorized Northern California in the late sixties and early seventies- or it was just a great coincidence. Either way, he had my attention.”

Read the rest of the story at Marooned in Life. You really never know who you’re gonna run into on the bus, do ya?

Heisenberg Is Everywhere

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We last saw the retired(?) meth chef sitting on an L-Taraval back in April. Then, earlier this week, Muni rider Andrew spotted the be-hatted “gentleman” on another Muni Metro train, standing this time, seemingly minding his own business/plotting his next move. Always planning a few steps ahead, that guy.

On the other side of town, local hatmakers Goorin Bros. have introduced a collector’s edition Heisenberg hat and box. You can even get it signed by Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan down at Comic-Con later this month. I just OMG OD’d, y’all.

Read SF Weekly‘s story for more details.

Photo via @LifeInTents

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