SFGate: Some Don’t Take Muni Because They’re Scared of Poor People


Photo by juicyrai

The real reason some people don’t take the bus is because they don’t like poor people, according to an SFGate opinion piece. You might take Muni trains or BART, but if you’re scared of poor people, you won’t ride the surface buses, we’re told. This sounded a little implausible to me, given that Muni runs 80 routes and only six of them are metro lines (aka “Muni trains”). So people really don’t need to go anywhere outside of those six metro lines? The writer reached this conclusion through careful observation of her bus-taking experience.

I watch people’s faces when they see me waiting at a bus stop. Many of them, especially drivers, look at me like I’m doing something vaguely unsavory – like I’m drinking out of a paper bag or flashing “designer” watches for sale.

To many people, taking the bus is on the same level as these activities. It’s interesting to ask people why they won’t take it. Usually their objections seem practical, at least on the surface: The bus is “slow” or it’s “always late.”

The real reason why people give me that look when they see me waiting at the bus stop is what happens after I get on the bus. It’s the people who are taking up two or three seats with thousands of plastic bags from low-budget food markets. It’s the people who smell like they’ve been living on the street. It’s the people who have loud cell phone conversations about their court cases or their overdue child support.

Because I haven’t done a scientific study of whether people really avoid taking surface buses and why, I’m just going to speak from my personal experience. As someone who takes the surface bus (the 47) every day twice a day, I have never seen anyone giving me a look for waiting for a bus. And the reference to “people who are taking up two or three seats with thousands of plastic bags from low-budget food markets”? Even when I’ve carried my share of groceries from Clement Street on the 2, nobody has ever batted an eyelash. The premise of “people look at me weird when they see me waiting for a bus” sounds self-conscious. It’s just not something I have experienced in the 10+ years I’ve lived here.

May I kindly suggest that if you’re waiting for the bus and people cast glances your way, they are probably looking at the NextBus arrival time, you know, that screen thing that’s blinking on the top of bus shelter?

This Thursday: Rock N Roll Carnival with Broke-Ass Stuart

San Francisco’s “editor-in-cheap” and Muni Diaries Live storyteller Broke-Ass Stuart has your Thursday evening planned for you this week! Stuart, Tricycle Records and Public Works are hosting a Rock-n-Roll Carnival Thursday night that has the making of an awesome evening. If you went to Stuart’s 10th anniversary party, you know this guy can throw down.

For just a couple of dollars, you get a ton of entertainment. To be honest, though, they had me at “sponsored whiskey.”

The entertainment:

Live performances by Birdmonster, Le VICE, Teenage Sweater, Magic Fight, and DJ sets by Bagel Radio. Stuart will be manning the Carnival Stage with these performers:

MAGIC by Ash K
COMEDY by Eric Barry & Matt Lieb
BURLESQUE by Dorian Faust “Burlesque’s Basquiat”
and tunes from DJs Mario Muse & Jacob Fury (Queen is Dead)
Plus face painting, fortune telling, skee-ball with Joey the Cat!

Getting there:
Muni: 12, 14, 22, 33, 49
BART: 16th Street Station

Presale tickets available here
$7 Presale | $10 at the door. Ages 21+

Ghost of a Two-Year-Old Clipper Charge


Photo by Sam Churchill

Rider Ted received a surprising email from Clipper the other morning saying that he was to be charged with a 2010 transaction that Clipper was unable to process at the time. Confusion ensued. One Clipper agent tole him that they only keep 60 days of transaction history, and another told him they would send him his entire ride history. Why is Clipper charging Ted for something that happened in 2010?

A week later, he did receive an extended ride history back to 2010. Here’s what he found out:

After double checking things they did in fact credit my account the auto load amount like they said. However they never charged the associated debit account for it and my bank records reflect this. So they were right about the charges after all.

The way they went about trying to collect it really rubbed me the wrong way; especially after such an extended period of time.

At this time I still haven’t been able to get an explanation as to why the charge never went though back in December 2010 from anybody at Clipper.

I still haven’t been charged the $35 like they said they were going to in the original e-mail. We’re coming up on two weeks after the [payment] deadline they set. I submitted a protest of the charges before I received my ride history, so maybe that’s holding up the process. I also haven’t been contacted by anybody at Clipper since the e-mail with my ride history.

How very Kafka-esque. Has anyone else seen old charges come up on their Clipper card?

Weekend Photos: Muni With a Broad Brush


Photo by Robert. Please, click here to embiggen this’n.

I’ve been away a few weeks. Of the places I traveled, I gotta say, Barcelona sure does have a fantastic subway. Clean, reliable, cheap. But sweaty, yo.

Still, as has been the case since I first moved to San Francisco, it’s nice to be back. Now, can someone makes those damn spaceships STFU?

Enjoy these photos and your weekend!


Photo by Beth


Photo by Mike


Photo by Daniel

Fleet Week Muni Newbie Guide


Photo by Josh Hawley

Sailors and other Muni newbies are in town for Fleet Week, so be prepared to see lots of confused (or drunk?) faces on public transit. Over the years you’ve shared lots of tips for newbies. In addition to the ole “$2 a ride, exact change, keep the transfer, good for any direction for 90 minutes,” we’ve seen some funny and useful tips. Some of the best advice from you for a Muni newbie.

1. STEP DOWN! STEP DOWN!
2. When the recorded lady tells you to “Please Hold On,” she means it.
3. That’s not water on the seat.
4. Hold on to your cell phone and valuables.
5. Move to the back. You’ll get off the bus in time.
6. There’s no honest game of dice on the bus.

What else, what else? More advice here:

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