A God’s-Eye View of Muni

Eric Fischer is up to no good again. Here, he’s posted an animated version of Muni vehicle movements for all of June 2010, with data provided by NextBus.

Why can’t I take my eyes off the 108-Treasure Island?

Can someone (or many of you) please set this to music and share with the rest of us? kthxbai

Let’s Play Muni Madlibs

Quick, give me an adjective and a noun to describe an object that was found on Muni today.

Remember Muni Mad Libs from the opening party for the Outbound show at Secession Art and Design earlier this summer? We posted and tweeted some your best Muni Madlibs from the opening, and today we’ve got more for you from last Friday’s closing party:

“Riding Muni is like dating curdled milk who has a profound unattainable itch.” – Carey B.

“Riding Muni is like dating crow who stuck a big turkey in my bag.” – Henry and Kelli

“Riding Muni is better than getting tickets because I didn’t move my car in time … oh, wait, that still happens.” – Tara

“Riding Muni is better than walking down the road feeling bad.” (ouch) – Henry

“A wicked goose egg was found on Muni line eleventeen today in Bayview. Passengers on the bus were clucking when the discovery was made, making this the most curvaceous bus line in the city today.” Kelly

“A hellacious trumpet was found on Muni line 4012 today in Hunters Point. Passengers on the bus were crumping when the discovery was made, making this the most slaughtered bus line in the city today.” – Phil

“An elliptical piece of concrete was found on Muni line 50 today in Noe Valley. Passengers on the bus were flying when the discovery was made, making this the most lovely bus line in the city today.” – Johnny

“A hairy motorcycle was found on Muni line 461 today in Nopa. Passengers on the bus were crying when the discovery was made, making this the most hopeful bus line in the city today.” – Anita

“A bright button was found on Muni line 37 today in Bernal Heights. Passengers on the bus were skiing when the discovery was made, making this the most curvy bus line in the city today.” – Vidya

About this weekend’s ‘detorus’

Delays & Detorus
Photo by chainsmokingbluemonkey

A few of you keen observers spotted something rather peculiar this weekend, even by Muni standards. Citywide, Muni’s NextBus marquees displayed the message above concerning Muni service and Sunday’s SF Marathon. It was one of those errors introduced “upstream,” as they say, evidenced by lachtaylor‘s iPhone screenshot:

“Detorus,” eh? I think that’s Latin for “detour.”

Hey, maybe Sarah Palin should hire this Muni copywriter. You betcha!

Also, in case you missed it, another Muni-SF Marathon FAIL.

Weekend Photos: The Things We Hold

The Things We Hold
Photo by eviloars

Too much going on to spill too many 1s and 0s here. Also, Happy Hour at Secession Art and Design, tonight.

Muni news of the week:

  • Muni Driver Clothing Theft No Longer A Novelty, Now A Pattern (SF Appeal)
  • Can Scott Wiener Ride ‘Fix Muni Now’ Bus to Victory? (SF Weekly)
  • Surprise Vote by Pro-Transit Supes Against Vehicle License Fee Measure (Streetsblog SF)
  • New Clipper Cards Not Without Problems (CBS 5)
  • ‘N-Word,’ Assault on Muni Platform Lead to Felony Hate-Crime Charges (SF Weekly)
  • Arrest Made of Muni Mechanic in Late-Night Transfer Racket (Streetsblog SF)

Weekend service updates from SFMTA:

On Sunday the annual San Francisco Marathon will begin from The Embarcadero and Mission at 5:30 a.m., with staggered starts until 6:30 a.m. The race route will loop along The Embarcadero, through the Marina to the Golden Gate Bridge, south on Lincoln Boulevard, through Golden Gate Park and east to 3rd Street and The Embarcadero, behind the ballpark.

From midnight to 2:30 p.m. northbound Embarcadero between 3rd Street and Broadway and southbound Embarcadero between Broadway and Harrison Street will be closed.

In additions to the Metro lines F Market, K Ingleside, T Third, L Taraval, M Ocean View, and N Judah, the following Muni bus routes will be affected:

1 California
2 Clement
5 Fulton
6 Parnassus
9 San Bruno
10 Townsend
12 Folsom/Pacific
14 Mission
18 46th Avenue
19 Polk
22 Fillmore
24 Divisadero
27 Bryant
28 19th Avenue
31 Balboa
33 Stanyan
37 Corbett
38 Geary
43 Masonic
44 O’Shaughnessy
48 Quintara
49 Van Ness
71 Haight/Noriega

Finally … photos! Enjoy.

empty43masonic
Photo by moxpox

In the bus which is going in the opposite direction there are always empty seats.
Photo by StevenBrisson

Just me on the Muni then
Photo by Mr Ush

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