Muni inadvertently injures kitteh?

We’re not totally “going there” with that headline. But we also couldn’t resist.

From Animals With Casts (formerly the more appropriately named Fuck Yeah! Animals With Casts):

Pogo likes the windowsill. It just happens that his window is on a trolley line (in San Francisco) and one spooked him enough to fall 2 stories. Luckily, he only broke a toe, but is none too pleased about the splint/cast the vet gave him. Everybody, send Pogo some sympathy love.

What’s that they say about cats always landing on their feet? I guess Pogo mistook his toes for his feet. Poor guy?

’10 places not to see before you die’ — you’ve seen at least one

BART: Pigeons ride free
Photo by Flickr user anitakhart

You’ve been engaged in the NYC Subway vs. Muni gross-a-thon since yesterday, talkin’ trash about most disgusting thing you’ve seen on transit in New York or San Francisco. The trash-talking doesn’t stop here, though. We came across this Salon article on “10 places not to see before you die.” Guess what, you’ve been to at least one of them! Check out #3.

Let’s start with the carpet. Why would Bay Area Rapid Transit, one of the country’s busiest commuter rail systems, decide it was a good idea to upholster the floor?

The result is Eau de BART, the stomach-turning scent that hits you in the face every time you board a train to San Francisco.

Oh man. Our transit system is getting dissed…nationally! Okay, I agree that the cloth seats are a bad idea. What’s more barftastic: BART, Muni, or the NYC subway?

(Thanks for the tip, reader Dave)

Muni Missed Connection: Jackie the Muni Operator

Bus drivers
Photo by Glass&Tubes

Yep, you read that right. “Mike” left a Craigslist missed connection for a Muni operator.

So nice to bump into you again last night. I don’t know whether it’s your aura, your spirit, or just pheromones, but every time I get to see your smile, it makes my night.

And with this missed connection, my definition of awesome is rewritten yet again.

Thx: @verbalcupcake

NYC Subway More Disgusting than Muni?

New York City’s D-train has just been declared the dirtiest train in the city, and Gawker is challenging their readers:

“Everyone who has ridden the subway has sat next to a pile of abandoned newspapers, been hit in the foot by an empty bottle, or accidentally walked into the “stinky car” with a homeless person at one end. These are the things that we need to overlook everyday in order to survive riding the most convenient form of public transportation in the Big Apple. But every so often something so horrendously disgusting happens that it shatters our ability to descend into the hot, steaming underground several times a day. A few weeks ago while waiting for a 6 train from Grand Central Station, I saw a pile of puke next to a garbage can. Sadly, that’s not too uncommon, but what made it grosser than gross was there was a rat eating the puke. Ew, ew, ew, ew!

We know you have some nasty stories to share about MTA-related gross outs. You might even be able to top my puke-eating vermin tale. Please, take to the comments section and let us know your worst. The one that turns our stomach the most wins a $10 Metrocard and the admiration of all our readers for surviving the worst underground atrocity. Good luck, and happy riding.”

The stories in the comment section of this Gawker post are pretty gnarly, but hey, New York isn’t the center of the universe! Here in San Francisco, Muni’s got loogies, fish guts, scary unexplained red puddles

Dubious honor, for sure. I’ve only been on the New York City subway a handful of times and can’t attest to its grossness myself. East Coast transplants, what do you think?

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