Attack of the Dragon on the 38-Geary  

Two demon thingies
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I get it, San Francisco is a town full of geeks. Moscone plays hosts to Wonder-Con or Comic-Con or some type of Geek-Con. As we do with all walks of life, San Francisco welcomes the Geeks. So I wasn’t surprised to be riding the 38-Geary and overhear a teenage boy on his cell phone talking about wizards and dragons. It seemed pretty normal actually, until a minute later when his conversation took a turn for the worse.

My ears perked up when he said, “Well, you know, at first when he said he was from another planet I thought he was a gamer, I mean dragons and war lords from other planets are pretty rare, you know.”

(Writer’s note: “Pretty rare?” I think they’re up there with the unicorns my grandma thinks are real, but I digress.)

From what I could gather from his phone conversation, some really scary dragon and alien war lord have arrived in San Francisco and contacted our young friend on the Internet and now want to kill his whole family. It’s unclear why they chose this random kid to have a battle with but my guess is because he’s telling a bus full of people all their alien secrets. With my luck, the dragon will attack the 38 bus while I’m on it.

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Written by Joey
Tags:  38-Geary

4 Comments

    Helene   August 13, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Wow….that’s crazy. Look out for that dragon then….

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    jeff   August 13, 2009 at 10:09 am

    if aliens and dragons do attack SF, can we recruit an army of homeless people to pee on them? it might be their achilles heel.

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    Eugenia   August 13, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Was the teenager wearing a cape by any chance?

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    jonathan   August 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    I love that the teenager said that dragons and warlords from other planets are pretty rare … b/c everyone knows that they’re a dime a dozen on earth.

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