Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless 11.14.11

Photo by Flickr user Thomas Hawk
While trolling America’s most trusted news source, The Onion, this headline leaped straight into my retinas (and my nose, and my grossly accurate smell memory):
Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless
It’s not just curried shrimp for us Muni riders, of course. It’s fried chicken with a tinge of formaldehyde on the 71. It’s your neighbor’s unbecoming new scent, “hot yoga studio but filled w hippies+Mexi food+used diapers,” on the 1. Just as easily, Muni smells like hot-dog juice, fertilizer, week-old pants, or pancakes (AKA the worst breakfast ever).
“Muni totally smells like” is one of our favorite Twitter themes, and it can often make one hell of a story. Send that stuff our way @munidiaries on Twitter or to good ol’ email at muni.diaries.sf@gmail.com
Give Muni Chief Ed Reiskin an Earful Tonight 11.14.11

Image via Kyle Sullivan
SF Appeal reports that the new director of transportation, Ed Reiskin, will take your comments and questions about Muni at the Rescue Muni board of directors meeting tonight.
Details:
Where: SF County Fair Building, Ninth Avenue and Lincoln
When: 6 p.m.
How to get there: N, 6, 43, 44, 71
This is your chance to Muni’s new head coach whatever it is that’s pissing you off. Go!
Video: Live Rickroll on Muni 11.14.11
Are we all familiar with the idea of rickroll? Here it goes:
“When Jason put the boombox above his head, it played 5 seconds of Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” (per Say Anything) and then suddenly jumped to “Never Gonna Give You Up.” My costume was modified to be tear-away, and I was Rick Astley underneath. Boom. Real life rickroll.”
These guys did it all over town, and of course the N and L got rickrolled properly! Check out the video. Props to @SaraMurphy for sending this video our way … and in effect, rickrolling us, too!
Muni bus hits pedestrian downtown (updates) 11.13.11
Update (9:44 a.m. Monday): SF Weekly reports that the victim has been identified as 71-year-old Manuel Tomaneng.
Update (7:05 p.m.): SFGate reports that the pedestrian in the accident has died from the wounds he sustained.
Update (7:02 p.m.): CBS5 reports that a witness says the pedestrian was jaywalking when he was struck by the Muni bus.
Original post: SFGate reports that a Muni bus has struck a pedestrian in downtown, pinning the pedestrian under its wheels.
Police and firefighters shut down Fifth and Mission Streets for a block while they worked to free the man from under the bus. Using wooden planks, they lifted the bus, freed the victim and took him away in an ambulance. His condition was not known.
Read the rest of the story at SFGate. We’ll update here if we learn more.
Weekend Photos: Through the Muni Wormhole 11.11.11

Photo by Jef Poskanzer
Don’t forget, the benefit show for Jesse Morris is tonight. Friday, Nov. 11, 9 p.m. at the Uptown in Oakland. 1928 Telegraph Avenue Oakland. (BART: 19th Street Station).
Enjoy these photos and your weekend!

Photo by Ocu-Master

Photo by Jason Rodman

Photo by torbakhopper

Photo by mossieu eric
Muni fare hikes on the table again 11.11.11

Photo by Nick Fisher
From the Examiner’s article:
“The cost of a single-trip fare could increase from $2 to $2.25, and passengers who pay in cash could get hit with another 25 cents every time they transfer to another line. Those two programs are projected to generate an extra $5.7 million for the agency.”
That’s to close a projected $80 million deficit. Drop in the bucket, no?
Fares were last raised in July 2009, but we’ve seen incremental hikes in fees a few times since then: January 2010: Fast Pass Fare Increase Today; June 2011: Fast Pass Fares Set to Increase Up to $2 on July 1 (Streetsblog SF).
What do you think of this proposal?
Photo Diary: Power Puff Muni (or something) 11.11.11

Photo by @tashigi
Now, I know well enough that these are not the Power Puff Girls, right? I don’t know who these little chicks are, but they look like they’re up to no good. I mean, look at those Mardi Gras beads.
This is the last time I am going to write about something cutesy. I have my reputation to protect. It’s not like I own Hello Kitty chopsticks or anything…























