WTF: Weirdness on Muni

Stationery rant decries moving violation on Muni

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You know, I was just lamenting how no one writes letters anymore! Here’s a transcription of this vintage passive-aggression (or aggressive-aggression):

You have just gang raped me with that rapping. [Ed note: Or is it “napping”? Because that would be funnier.]

This is a public space—my day should not be ruined by that crap.

It is also illegal to play that radio so loud.

While this offers plenty of opportunities for rich commentary, I leave you with just a couple pro tips this Monday:

1) As scary as it can be, maybe try good old-fashioned *tap* “Excuse me?…” before grabbing the stationery.

2) As a woman, language enthusiast, and mocker of penned hyperbole: Don’t use “gang raped” metaphorically. Seriously.

Thanks to Muni rider Ashley, who posted this to our Facebook page.

When all else fails on Muni

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Alt. title: Until Muni equips its ridership with a well-deserved dining car

Rider Leigh let us know about this crafty fellow passenger she encountered on Muni Metro recently. “Shoe.” That’s Australian for “cup holder.”

Big Bird and the Easter Bunny wait patiently for Muni

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We’re guessing that zombie Jesus wasn’t available to accompany the Easter Bunny this year like he was back in 2012.

Via Muni rider Frankie: “On our way to grab lunch this afternoon. Birds ride the [sic] Muni just like the rest of us too.”

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Muni shopping list: butt pillows

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This proves so many theories: 1) Not everyone uses smartphones to do everything; 2) Muni is there to serve (see #1); 3) We all lose things from time to time, and 4) #3 really sucks.

Losing shopping lists especially sucks when you’re in need of butt pillows.

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h/t Muni rider Ellen: “Someone who rode muni earlier today needs more butt pillows in life. Don’t we all”

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