Two-Seat-Takin’, Big-Balls-Havin’ Guy, in Photos

Since time immemorial, we’ve known about his type. Recently, Muni Mind Reader Tiffany Maleshefski paid tribute to him — he who takes up more than one seat on Muni solely by virtue of being well-endowed in the genital region (we suspect, rather flatteringly).

Well, Tiffany did us all the favor of capturing some images of this unfortunately not-so-rare species. For your enjoyment, watch as this man’s leg migrates ever closer to Tiffany’s lap. A note from Tiffany: “My leg is the brown trouser pant. You’ll note we are not dating and don’t know each other at all. Yet he is perfectly comfortable having his legs in my personal space.”

More photos of this progression below the fold …

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Here’s Tiffany, wearing her brown tweed trousers, sitting down in this unfortunate seat.
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The guy edges a little closer, you know, just because.
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Nuts so big they take up two seats! Poor Tiffany.
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If you’ve been able to visually capture some gross (and we mean gross) injustice on Muni, or images of anything you find interesting, send the photos our way.

8 comments

  • Tiffany did you get his number? This is a man not afraid of intimacy.

  • Haaaa ha ha

    I can just picture you with your iPhone out, pretending to text or whatever, holding it so he can’t see that you’re totally taking a picture of his huge, personal-space-invading balls.

  • Kirk, I just read “space-invading balls” and almost chocked on my coffee! Haha.

  • Nixon

    I often have to sit this way because muni just isn’t set up for 6’8″ people and there isn’t enough room for me to close my legs… I hate having to sit that way and it’s embarassing to know that the person next to me probably doesn’t understand I have no choice. The guy pictured cleayr has no such excuse but wanted to give a shout out to my brothers and sisters who exist in the outer standard deviations of height or width and who take the bus.

    • awesome points, nixon. thanks for the comment. muni seats are pretty tiny, it’s true. and not much room between rows. i’m only an even 6′ and i often have trouble with my legs. what i’m waiting for is a defense from a representative of the well-endowed 😉

    • Steve

      Hear, hear!

      I just posted defending the way I take aisle seats for the same reason in this other thread:
      http://www.munidiaries.com/2009/06/19/muni-mind-reader-aisle-seat-squatter/

      I almost posted to this story when I read it a few weeks back, bet held my tongue.

      The guy in the photo is slouching, but I have to sit like that with my ass all the way back in the seat. My balls are normal sized.

  • corrugatedrobot

    Thank you Nixon. I’m stuck with stupidly long legs as well. If you’re tall you’re blessed with long legs and an uncomfortable MUNI ride.

    Notice the guy’s knees – they’re jammed into the seat in front of him and he’s sitting fairly straight.

    I feel horrible for y’all having to sit next to my spread legs, but there is no other way. I can slant them, but then you get 2 sets of legs in your junk. I can slant in the other direction, but then you end up with my ass in your lap (in which case I’m sure I’d feature on a muni diary entry).

    This does make me happy though that everyone seems to think my junk is huge.

  • DEREK MALESHEFSKI

    HEY TIFF GUESS IV’E NEVER READ ANYTHING YOU WROTE BEFORE BUT VERY INTERESTING…. 🙂 hope to read some more of your stuff your little CUZ DEREK MALESHEFSKI ON THE EAST COAST HOPE ALL IS WELL………

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