Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Sure, there’s a lot of weird shit you see on Muni every day. But in a separate class all by themselves are the one-offs, the things you might experience only once, but things that will leave you scratching your head and saying (out loud or to yourself), “Only on Muni, man.” Indeed.

• these senior citizens on Muni look like they’re about to punch each other. “Why don’t you shut up,” said the bearded one
• I don’t even know where I’m going. I got on muni and I don’t wanna get off because I’m lazy to get up.
• On #SFMuni this morning I witnessed a really intense selfie photo-shoot…
• This 70+ year-old guy just walked on MUNI with a huge boner tent. Good for him.
• Saw a smashed burrito on the floor of the 45. Poured out some imaginary salsa for the fallen homie. #RIP

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It’s not hard to say what makes San Francisco San Francisco; it just might take you awhile. Muni is definitely one of those things, in and of itself. But there is also the revolving cast of characters that make up the drama on wheels that is Muni.

• “I’ve never actually been to a Trader Joe’s, I’m such a Whole Foods person” OH #CaliforniaCablecar
• “I’m gonna pop my collar one time and test my pedigree.”
• Girl across from me is putting stye drops into her eye while on the bus… Is this safe? #muni #SafetyFirst
• #muni Woman taking up two seats on the M outbound is eating a corn dog. Good morning!
• Witnessing a serious flirting situation on the 38L. I’m rooting for them, gotta say. #SFMuni

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Whether it’s animals, on-time buses, good music, or people flying their freak flags, it *is* possible for Muni to bring smiles to our faces.

• First bus arrived in one minute. Transfer bus in three minutes. I’m rocking #Muni on a Sunday schedule.
• Everyone was arguing on this #SFMuni train when suddenly a guy got on with an Iguana and everyone got happy again.
• Young man carrying the bottom half of a female mannequin on Muni #wtf #noneedtoknow
• Op! Go Your Own Way comes thru on the Fleetwood Mac shuffle! Head-bop has been deployed. #bopping #SFMuni
• He smiled. I smiled. He got off, I kept going. 🚌 #sfmuni

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