Muni ad-hacking: ‘Use crab spiders’
We’d sure like to see the rest of this ad panel that Mitchell sent our way.
“If ants don’t go away, use crab spiders.”
Salient advice, yo.
Via Twitter.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
Bike Helmet Protects All: Five WTF Moments on Muni
Photo by ohhellocookie
This week’s Muni moments have been categorized under WTF? They deserve all the all-cap treatments in the world.
1. The 43 Masonic bus driver is wearing a bike helmet. WHAT IS GOING ON?!
2. Big up to the guy resting his gut on my shoulder on the N line.
3. The STINKIEST guy got on Muni and proceeded to use hand sanitizer?
4. Listening to a conversation between two 40-something males: “When I first started tweeting…” “Facebook’s for old fucks.”
5. See above photo.
This week’s Muni moments were brought to you by @glittershaker, @shireescarlet, @thisbeazy, @continents, and @ohhellocookie.
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Serial Muni Note Writer!
There is a serial note writer on the loose on Muni, judging from these teasing notes found in crevices on buses.
I have an idea of who might be leaving these notes, but I have no idea what they say inside. If you find one, let us in on the secret.
Coffee Spill on Crowded 71L
Photo by anitakhart
Muni rider Michelle W. observed some exemplary behavior on the 71L-Haight/Noriega Limited the other day when a man spilled his coffee. One point for humanity.
This morning, a man spilled his coffee on one of the new hybrid electric buses. He asked for newspapers from passengers, got none, so he took off his shirt and mopped up the mess. Kudos to him, wherever he is now.
That is pretty sweet. Could it be the same mighty good man we spotted earlier this year?
San Francisco hill is not Muni’s friend
Photo by @pulverman
Oops. @pulverman snapped this photo and said,
Bad day defined.
Hope your Monday goes better than this!
Top Five Muni Moments This Week
Photo by Generik11
This week’s top Muni moments feature a Christmas tie. It’s not too soon, is it?
- Do you think the 38 drivers feel inferior to the 38L drivers when they get passed by them on O’farrell?
- The look on people’s faces when they realize they got on an express bus by mistake.
- There is a man on the 49 wearing a necktie with a bold Christmas tree motif. ‘Tis the season!
- A man on Muni playing music from his phone just dropped it and it fell apart. Music man 0 – everyone else 1.
- I was pretty convinced the toddler behind me shat on the N-Judah. Then I saw the woman eating tuna.
This week’s top five Muni moments were brought to you by @krystaelaine, @harpersfinest, @kitzerkoo, @lamelsauceda, and @annedcamp. Got your own Muni moment? Tweet it to us at @munidiaries!